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Lick it.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gork@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Meanwhile in the kitchen

    LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      my gram had a crosssstitch that said “if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie”

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is even better.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    First thing I’m going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive “Ingest” to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an “Excrete” in the bathroom. “Shit Shower Shave” would be another option.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.

      Ingest, process, excrete is way better than “live/laugh/love”

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m a woodworker, so I have a reason to own a bandsaw other than this project, I don’t need a cricut. I don’t have a band saw already because there is NO room in my shop for one. It’s actually getting hard to walk around in there.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I want to label my toilet /dev/null now.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My thrift store trips just became so much more fun.

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is evil and yet I can not censor it.

    Do it. Have some fun. Tease Darwin.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lick the bowl, drink the bong water.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This one hangs in my bathroom:

    Image

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well your life certainly can be short if you lick just whatever.

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have one that says “don’t be afraid to take whisks” next to one that says “do crimes”

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    LMAO

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love it. I want it. Gimme the sign!

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