I'm a pubes girl myself

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• whimsy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thank you for ruining broccoli

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cauliflower are old pubes

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    • Event_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Albino pubes

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well most are pro pubes. The shaft has unrealised potential

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  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People think the stem is too tough, but it just needs to be cooked right. The trick is to start cooking the stem pieces first, then when they just start to be cooked, add the florets. Exact timing depends on the cooking method, but if done right all of it will be tender and tasty.

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    • vrojak@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I just eat the shaft raw as a crunchy snack while the pubes are cooking. It’s great when dipped in some soy sauce.

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    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it’s quite tender inside.

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    • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m not sure why in the hell I never thought of this. I usually separate the tops from the stems, but cook everything together. Tops usually end up slightly burnt, shafts slightly undercooked. This may be a game changer for me! Thanks for the type up / suggestion!

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• zarniwoop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When I was a kid I’d just pluck the pubes off the broccoli and eat only those but as I got older I’ve learned to enjoy the whole shaft plus the pubes. Especially when they’ve had some heat and are black.

  There ya go! The answer you didn’t want but got anyway.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Confirmed: zarniwoop loves to shove warm black ones in their mouth all the way to the pubes.

    Heh.

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• DrPop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Roast the pubes and take a peeler to the shaft and slice them into chips. Olive oil salt pepper farlic powder and theow them in the oven to roast too. They are very sweet and underrated.

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  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ll try this, thanks

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• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thos’re called florets. And they’re delicious!

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Was shaft the correct term?

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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• unphazed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cut it all into cubes, steam everything or fry it. Eat. Leaves, too if you grew it yourself. Just eat it. It’ll give you the farts but it’s all delicious.

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• Owlboi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  for some reason i thought broccoli was some kind of metaphor for dong and was very confused what this post and its comments were actually talking about. but no its just broccoli.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It could be. If you like. Inclusivity is a virtue, i guess.

    Which part of the penis do you like to fry and eat?

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• mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I prefer yorkshire pudding

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sphincter it is then

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    • mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      huh?

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Here’s a new copy of this

  Image

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now I don’t like any of it.

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The stock is mean to be cooked. The stems and florets are best rinsed, raw, and with a side of buttermilk ranch.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t care for either unless it’s covered in cheese.

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• damdy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The dog loves the shaft, it’s be rude to deny him.

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, but the gas…

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The entire thing tastes like unwashed socks smell.

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• TheHotze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m ace… I mean, I don’t like broccoli. While, I’m actually ace too.

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• Francois@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Roast the pubes, soup the shafts.

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• renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  pubes more but shaft is good too

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