Just curious

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Translation: “I tried to fuck this toy, and my dick is stuck in it.”

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• Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Vaseline

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  According to the internet, if its broken it either needs duct tape, wd 40, or percussive maintenance

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    None of these are an option in this specific scenario.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it’s got a trigger, don’t it? yeet that meat

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you don’t yeet your meat, you can’t have any pudding

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      HOOOOW can you have any pudding, if you don’t yeet yer meat?

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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    M(ario)PREG

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How small are we talking?

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

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  • __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think this ship has already sailed

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On a semi related note does anyone have instructions on how to remove an Ice Age Manny the mammoth toy ball from a small cylinder?

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  • hoss@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hoptal

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  • TheKracken@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    CRANK THAT HOG

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      CRANK THAT HOGG

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Got that DSN (dick sucking nostril)

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• Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Less shameful than the M&Ms guess.

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

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  • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la

    Mmmm, my ding ding dong

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    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You just need something to attach to the cylinder.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Turn on the vibrator.

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• LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.

  Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you put the balls in the condom first or…?

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• kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t risk power tools damaging the internal cylinder

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• Outwit1294@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Make it squirt

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