Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.
Oink
Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off
whostosay@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE
jjmoldy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
she slop my hog til I oink
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The boyfriend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
or will
4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Not what I expected to find in this thread but I’m happy I watched it.
yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
[deleted]garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m very curious if that’s a cultural thing or just a him thing
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
tsssss Was he green and had four legs? Minecraft creeper
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Deeply upsetting.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ramble81@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
oink
SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
oink
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it’s also funny.
And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How do you know it’s a kink?
Lumisal@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Exactly, he could just be a cop.
So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 months ago
More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?
RainDog@piefed.social 10 months ago
Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.
floo@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink.
serpineslair@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They marked nsfw, why didn’t you?
ramble81@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I already was, but can we agree this didn’t help?
serpineslair@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It’s a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content
remon@ani.social 10 months ago
Probably because it’s not needed.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.
Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.
Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second.
serpineslair@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Idk I feel like if my boss saw “c*m” scrolling past while I was at work, I would be in trouble.
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao