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Submitted ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        oink

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    • SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        oink

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it’s also funny.

      And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do you know it’s a kink?

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      • RainDog@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.

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      • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Exactly, he could just be a cop.

        So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?

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  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.

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  • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol

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  • jjmoldy@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    she slop my hog til I oink

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off

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  • SanicHegehog@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE

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  • yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had an Arab client once. We didn’t speak a common language, and when he’d cum, he’d make a peeing sound - “psshhh” or “tsss” - to let me know…

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    • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      tsssss Was he green and had four legs? Minecraft creeper

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      • yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No, but you could say he… exploded.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m very curious if that’s a cultural thing or just a him thing

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🐷🐷🐷

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  • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They marked nsfw, why didn’t you?

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.

      Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.

      Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second.

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      • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Idk I feel like if my boss saw “c*m” scrolling past while I was at work, I would be in trouble.

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    • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?

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      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I already was, but can we agree this didn’t help?

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      • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content

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      • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It’s a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.

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    • remon@ani.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably because it’s not needed.

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  • Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Deeply upsetting.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The boyfriend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA

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    • 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not what I expected to find in this thread but I’m happy I watched it.

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  • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink.

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