I recently met a guy that is the lead for the sample department at Costco. I should send this to him and be like “what were you thinking?”
Special sampling opportunity
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The answer is in the question. Pants down, bend over.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was going to ask why it’s 89 dollars but it’s 2025… Might be discounted for all I know.
floo@retrolemmy.com 1 day ago
Having had the “benefit” of decades of experience in the retail industry, I assure anyone reading who hasn’t, that most of us would be very happy to wear gloves all of the time, regardless of any given reason. People are fucking gross.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Gloves or not, you still can’t touch yourself, it only saves washing your hands if you can’t. If you are near a sink, wearing gloves is just weird or for the theatre of people who think it makes a difference.
Not many diseases are spread by actual skin contact, still need to pick your nose and a glove doesn’t change anything.
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Forget the gloves, when did toilet paper get to 90 bucks!?
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Looks like Costco to me. It’s probably a pack of a few billion rolls.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
It looks like the package on the table has at least 40 rolls.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I don’t think Costco ever jacked up the prices like that, it was just unavailable for a long time.
GentriFriedRice@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Barbados dollars
velummortis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
And for the worst brand too 🤣
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 day ago
2020
klemptor@startrek.website 1 day ago
And a hairnet?!
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
And why does she look so unhappy about it?
MBech@feddit.dk 1 day ago
Because some asshole is standing 3 feet away from her, photographing her.
Sunschein@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s to wipe your mouth. There must be lemonade and fudge samples just out of frame.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
??? … that wasn’t chocolate fudge :(
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 day ago
TBH I would welcome the opportunity to touch toilet paper before buying. It can be hard to figure out how soft or rough it is just by sight and what’s written on the package.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What if it’s a sensual taste testing sample
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
pica
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
What! You dont like sanding your asshole with 40grit sandpaper?
Honestly i agree its kinda smort
Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m a connoisseur myself and travel with my own stash. The stuff they have in most public restrooms is so cheap it’s like wiping your ass with a CVS receipt.