The answer is in the question. Pants down, bend over.
Special sampling opportunity
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ceenote@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I recently met a guy that is the lead for the sample department at Costco. I should send this to him and be like “what were you thinking?”
floo@retrolemmy.com 3 weeks ago
Having had the “benefit” of decades of experience in the retail industry, I assure anyone reading who hasn’t, that most of us would be very happy to wear gloves all of the time, regardless of any given reason. People are fucking gross.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gloves or not, you still can’t touch yourself, it only saves washing your hands if you can’t. If you are near a sink, wearing gloves is just weird or for the theatre of people who think it makes a difference.
Not many diseases are spread by actual skin contact, still need to pick your nose and a glove doesn’t change anything.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was going to ask why it’s 89 dollars but it’s 2025… Might be discounted for all I know.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There is no dollar sign. It’s likely in whatever the local currency is. My guess is it’s in Mexico. 90 pesos is roughlt $4.70 USD
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah! Well. There you have it. 😃👍
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Forget the gloves, when did toilet paper get to 90 bucks!?
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Looks like Costco to me. It’s probably a pack of a few billion rolls.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
It looks like the package on the table has at least 40 rolls.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I don’t think Costco ever jacked up the prices like that, it was just unavailable for a long time.
GentriFriedRice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Barbados dollars
velummortis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
And for the worst brand too 🤣
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
2020
klemptor@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
And a hairnet?!
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
And why does she look so unhappy about it?
MBech@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Because some asshole is standing 3 feet away from her, photographing her.
Sunschein@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s to wipe your mouth. There must be lemonade and fudge samples just out of frame.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
??? … that wasn’t chocolate fudge :(
Bad_gentleman@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
How many people commented, “On the whole, it’s rather good.”?
I feel like we should be told.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
TBH I would welcome the opportunity to touch toilet paper before buying. It can be hard to figure out how soft or rough it is just by sight and what’s written on the package.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What if it’s a sensual taste testing sample
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
pica
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
What! You dont like sanding your asshole with 40grit sandpaper?
Honestly i agree its kinda smort
Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m a connoisseur myself and travel with my own stash. The stuff they have in most public restrooms is so cheap it’s like wiping your ass with a CVS receipt.