The answer is in the question. Pants down, bend over.
Special sampling opportunity
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ceenote@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I recently met a guy that is the lead for the sample department at Costco. I should send this to him and be like “what were you thinking?”
floo@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
Having had the “benefit” of decades of experience in the retail industry, I assure anyone reading who hasn’t, that most of us would be very happy to wear gloves all of the time, regardless of any given reason. People are fucking gross.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gloves or not, you still can’t touch yourself, it only saves washing your hands if you can’t. If you are near a sink, wearing gloves is just weird or for the theatre of people who think it makes a difference.
Not many diseases are spread by actual skin contact, still need to pick your nose and a glove doesn’t change anything.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was going to ask why it’s 89 dollars but it’s 2025… Might be discounted for all I know.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is no dollar sign. It’s likely in whatever the local currency is. My guess is it’s in Mexico. 90 pesos is roughlt $4.70 USD
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah! Well. There you have it. 😃👍
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Forget the gloves, when did toilet paper get to 90 bucks!?
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Looks like Costco to me. It’s probably a pack of a few billion rolls.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
It looks like the package on the table has at least 40 rolls.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I don’t think Costco ever jacked up the prices like that, it was just unavailable for a long time.
GentriFriedRice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Barbados dollars
velummortis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
And for the worst brand too 🤣
cm0002@lemmy.world 2 months ago
2020
klemptor@startrek.website 2 months ago
And a hairnet?!
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
And why does she look so unhappy about it?
MBech@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Because some asshole is standing 3 feet away from her, photographing her.
Sunschein@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s to wipe your mouth. There must be lemonade and fudge samples just out of frame.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
??? … that wasn’t chocolate fudge :(
Bad_gentleman@lemm.ee 2 months ago
How many people commented, “On the whole, it’s rather good.”?
I feel like we should be told.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 months ago
TBH I would welcome the opportunity to touch toilet paper before buying. It can be hard to figure out how soft or rough it is just by sight and what’s written on the package.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if it’s a sensual taste testing sample
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
pica
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What! You dont like sanding your asshole with 40grit sandpaper?
Honestly i agree its kinda smort
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m a connoisseur myself and travel with my own stash. The stuff they have in most public restrooms is so cheap it’s like wiping your ass with a CVS receipt.