Special sampling opportunity

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  TBH I would welcome the opportunity to touch toilet paper before buying. It can be hard to figure out how soft or rough it is just by sight and what’s written on the package.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What if it’s a sensual taste testing sample

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    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      pica

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What! You dont like sanding your asshole with 40grit sandpaper?

    Honestly i agree its kinda smort

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m a connoisseur myself and travel with my own stash. The stuff they have in most public restrooms is so cheap it’s like wiping your ass with a CVS receipt.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I recently met a guy that is the lead for the sample department at Costco. I should send this to him and be like “what were you thinking?”

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The answer is in the question. Pants down, bend over.

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was going to ask why it’s 89 dollars but it’s 2025… Might be discounted for all I know.

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Having had the “benefit” of decades of experience in the retail industry, I assure anyone reading who hasn’t, that most of us would be very happy to wear gloves all of the time, regardless of any given reason. People are fucking gross.

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  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gloves or not, you still can’t touch yourself, it only saves washing your hands if you can’t. If you are near a sink, wearing gloves is just weird or for the theatre of people who think it makes a difference.

    Not many diseases are spread by actual skin contact, still need to pick your nose and a glove doesn’t change anything.

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    • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• jrwperformance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Forget the gloves, when did toilet paper get to 90 bucks!?

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  • SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Looks like Costco to me. It’s probably a pack of a few billion rolls.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That is definitely not Costco

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It looks like the package on the table has at least 40 rolls.

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    • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t think Costco ever jacked up the prices like that, it was just unavailable for a long time.

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  • GentriFriedRice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Barbados dollars

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    • velummortis@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And for the worst brand too 🤣

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    2020

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• klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And a hairnet?!

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• DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And why does she look so unhappy about it?

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  • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because some asshole is standing 3 feet away from her, photographing her.

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• Sunschein@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s to wipe your mouth. There must be lemonade and fudge samples just out of frame.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ??? … that wasn’t chocolate fudge :(

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