Submitted 2 days ago by ininewcrow@lemmy.ca to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
This whole timeline is getting so strange that I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened.
Someone from the Qatar government needs to make him a crown. And stress the fact that it has more jewels in it than the queen’s one. He’d totally wear it
Or white robes instead of colorful ones. And a “fancy hat” with a point and two eye holes.
You’re a Grand Wizard, Donald!
Ah, you mean his sunday pyjamas?
I keep expecting to see him wearing an ill-fitting military uniform covered in fake awards and accommodations.
We’ll see that once McDonalds offers him a purple heart happy meal
Nah, he’s not that kind of dictator. He doesn’t need to feel like he’s in the military - he needs to feel like he’s above them, on top of them as it were. The big military parade isn’t for him to feel like a general - it’s so he can copy his authoritarian friends without actually having the military cred himself to back it up. It’s cargo cult dictatorship.
Yeah tell him I would like him twice as much if he did that.
And tell him the color orange is of royalty 👑 🧡
He can’t wear any sort of uniform, it causes his bone spurs to act up.
Gold fleece Depends.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 days ago
Invisible clothes that only smart people can see.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
… that only true MAGA believers can see
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And they will still try to convince us they were the most beautiful robes you’ve never seen!
SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Oh God, please don’t unleash that on the world!
FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 2 days ago
But we already know what to expect thanks to Stormy Daniels.
CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Don’t worry, with unanimous support from Democrats, the Republicans passed the “Take It Down Act” which makes it illegal to host any such image online.