RagingSnarkasm
@RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world
- Comment on Nine trillion dollar investment in 'Super-AI' isn't that much, says SoftBank CEO. 3 weeks ago:
How’s that WeWork investment going?
- Comment on People of the future might think that we deliberately messed up the hands of AI-generated people 4 weeks ago:
No, we don’t.
- Comment on How did we move from forums to Reddit, Facebook groups, and Discord? 1 month ago:
I’m still trying to figure out why I left FidoNet.
- Comment on I don't want to call Twitter X out of spite, but calling the travesty that is X Twitter is an insult to the people that made Twitter what it was. 1 month ago:
Don’t call it anything. Ignore it and maybe it will go away.
- Comment on The 42 year old new hire at your job confesses to you that he has had 48 different jobs in his life. What is your opinion on that? 1 month ago:
Ask the boss if we can draw for Secret Santa early this year and cheat so I get his name.
- Comment on The Mozilla Graveyard 1 month ago:
20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products
Those a rookie numbers!
–A single Google product manager, probably
- Comment on Lemmy got mentioned somewhere 🗿🗿 1 month ago:
That sounds cool. Do you have a link where I could check it out, bot?
- Comment on Lemmy got mentioned somewhere 🗿🗿 1 month ago:
What’s Lemmy?
- Comment on A fiery satellite will plummet back to Earth this evening 2 months ago:
I thought they already brought Starliner back a few days ago?
- Comment on Nissan develops paint that keeps cars cool in summer heat 2 months ago:
My wife’s going to be pissed when she gets that call…
- Comment on Jews were killed in GAZ chamber, now they are taking revenge on people in GAZa! Coincidence? I think not 2 months ago:
I think not
Can confirm.
- Comment on Tesla Cybertruck Proves Doubters Wrong, Flexes Power On The Farm: 'Feels Like A Good Fit For Work' 3 months ago:
Those are required features for interstate commuters.
Source: I used to have to commute on the interstate with them.
- Comment on Logitech’s Subscription Mouse Idea Pulled Back After Backlash 3 months ago:
What have I done?
wails uncontrollably
- Comment on Logitech’s Subscription Mouse Idea Pulled Back After Backlash 3 months ago:
My post was supposed to be a dystopian warning, NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU MONSTER!
- Comment on Logitech’s Subscription Mouse Idea Pulled Back After Backlash 3 months ago:
HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW CUSTOMERS LOVE HP AFTER THEIR SWITCH TO SUBSCRIPTION PRINTERS. WE SHOULD DO THAT TOO!
–Overheard from the Logitech C-Suite, probably
- Comment on Google Introduces Gemini-Powered Lens in Chrome Desktop. 3 months ago:
Massive advertising company adds new ways to convince you to buy bullshit you don’t need. News at 11.
- Comment on Chrome’s Manifest V3, and its changes for ad blocking, are coming real soon 3 months ago:
Hey Chrome, you remember when Internet Explorer had a lock on the installed user base? Do you remember when they shit all over their users to the point they were screaming for anything to replace it?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
- Comment on A group of R1 jailbreakers found a massive security flaw in Rabbit’s code 4 months ago:
Have you seen YouTube lately?
- Comment on Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sues Meta, citing chatbot’s reply as evidence of shadowban 5 months ago:
I am the one who walks away from Omelas.
- Comment on Metal is made from refined rocks, therefore Metal music is refined Rock music 6 months ago:
Ore not.
- Comment on After 16 years, Ecobee is shutting down support for the original smart thermostat 6 months ago:
16 years? That’s like 8 separate Google project lifetimes.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Give that man a $56bn pay package!
/s
- Comment on Windows 10 reaches 70% market share as Windows 11 keeps declining 6 months ago:
Hang on a sec, this isn’t Google!
- Comment on FCC Imposes Nearly $200 Million in Fines on US Wireless Carriers (AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile, and Verizon) for Illegal Location Data Sharing 6 months ago:
Come on now, that’s going to completely wipe out the loose change from their couches.
- Comment on AI Launches Nukes In ‘Worrying’ War Simulation: ‘I Just Want to Have Peace in the World’ 9 months ago:
Fine.
- Comment on AI Launches Nukes In ‘Worrying’ War Simulation: ‘I Just Want to Have Peace in the World’ 9 months ago:
How about a nice game of chess?
- Comment on HP CEO: You're 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplies 9 months ago:
Headline should have been “HP CEO admits company’s products are platform for malware attacks.”
- Comment on I want to talk in an American accent but how can I transition into it slowly for people who know me without them noticing a sudden change? 11 months ago:
When you see them next, immediately greet them in a heavy Brooklyn accent. When they ask you what that’s all about, apologize profuse in a thick Nawleans cajun accent. When this is met with blank stares from your friends, immediately rush into another apology, this time with your best MinneSEWta flavor. After they finally come out of their stunned silence, revert to a generic American accent. They’ll never notice.
- Comment on We doing Canada Trek now? 1 year ago:
I, for one, welcome my new Maple Syrup Overlords, eh.