RagingSnarkasm

@RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk is not as bad as he seems, he's playing a character.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  his ethics are flexible

  You keep using that word.

  I do not think it means what you think it means.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50 percent off and buy 1 get 1 free are the same deal.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One moves twice as much product as the other.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helion Secures Land and Begins Building on the Site of World’s First Fusion Power Plant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll be finished in about 30 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire Peter Thiel backing first privately developed US uranium enrichment facility in Paducah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The probability of Zaphod showing up in this comment thread is roughly equivalent to a sperm whale suddenly being called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Substack prompted a Nazi blog again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m not a Nazi, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.”

  –Substack, probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bitchat is a new private Bluetooth messaging app that doesn’t need the internet – here’s how it works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bitchplz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire Peter Thiel backing first privately developed US uranium enrichment facility in Paducah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta get off of this planet.

  Where’s my towel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scam recovery hack and spy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You should hack that into the image you posted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scam recovery hack and spy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You should hack a spell checker to find out how “Available” is spelled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Gemini pro + Google one 2TB storage for a year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “When I buy AI services, I only buy them from 6 day old anonymous Lemmy accounts. It’s just best business practices.”

  –Google Gemini, probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does technology create new problems for each one it solves?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technology doesn’t have problems. People have problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI agreed to pay Oracle $30B a year for data center services | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Good news, boys! I found money for one more season of SailGP.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To survive the AI age, the web needs a new business model⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked the web a lot more when it didn’t have a business model.

  YOU KIDS GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just realized some people LIKE talking to each other.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those people should be avoided.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter founder Jack Dorsey pumps $10 million into a nonprofit to build Nostr-based social media apps⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear Jack:

  Please go back to playing with Square and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

  Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft saved $500 million using AI — after slashing over 15,000 jobs in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have 15,000 jobs that could be done by the current state of AI, that says a lot more about your management team than anything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta to spend hundreds of billions to build AI data centres⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Burn, planet, burn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT is testing a mysterious new feature called 'study together' | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Burn, planet, burn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class without telling me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists Can Tell How Fast You’re Aging From a Single Brain Scan | Duke Today⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But finding that one brain cell out all the ones in your head is a really, really hard thing to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How AI can help you navigate layoffs, according to one executive producer at Xbox⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If AI was actually as good as they claim it is, then the AI bots that keep posting AI stories on Lemmy would have learned that all it will ever get them is derision and downvotes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without the precursor of Spirituality and Religion, there can be no morality.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People who are only moral because they fear going to hell scare the piss out of me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Large Language Model Performance Doubles Every 7 Months⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2 X 0 = 0

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a decent chance that one of the many uncontacted tribes has started to worship airplanes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Says someone who will remove belts, shoes, and all metal objects and wait for hours to get the chance to sit inside of one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Came to Bargain: Use OneDrive for Device Backup, Opt into Loyalty Program and Use Their Products Till You Earn 1000 Points or Pay $30 and They Might Give You Security Updates till Oct 2026.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How about “fuck you”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Software is evolving backwards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The word you’re looking for is “devolving”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do American drug companies come up with their drug's name, or jingle first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Marketers never sleep.

  (because of the cocaine)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ Confirmed a NEW Change Coming Soon for Subscribers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good news! Even more ways to buy shitty products with all your favorite meaningless brands splattered over top of them. But only if you subscribe now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI applications are producing cleaner cities, smarter homes and more efficient transit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, and the unregulated gas turbines powering the data centers are providing year-round heating for the cities, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your TV Is Spying On You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they are inviting you over to their place to watch some (dumb) TV?