RagingSnarkasm
@RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world
- Comment on I just realized some people LIKE talking to each other. 20 hours ago:
Those people should be avoided.
- Comment on Twitter founder Jack Dorsey pumps $10 million into a nonprofit to build Nostr-based social media apps 1 day ago:
Dear Jack:
Please go back to playing with Square and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.
Thanks.
- Comment on Microsoft saved $500 million using AI — after slashing over 15,000 jobs in 2025 1 day ago:
If you have 15,000 jobs that could be done by the current state of AI, that says a lot more about your management team than anything else.
- Comment on Meta to spend hundreds of billions to build AI data centres 3 days ago:
Burn, planet, burn.
- Comment on ChatGPT is testing a mysterious new feature called 'study together' | TechCrunch 1 week ago:
Burn, planet, burn.
- Comment on Time travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space. 1 week ago:
Tell me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class without telling me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class.
- Comment on Scientists Can Tell How Fast You’re Aging From a Single Brain Scan | Duke Today 1 week ago:
But finding that one brain cell out all the ones in your head is a really, really hard thing to do.
- Comment on How AI can help you navigate layoffs, according to one executive producer at Xbox 1 week ago:
If AI was actually as good as they claim it is, then the AI bots that keep posting AI stories on Lemmy would have learned that all it will ever get them is derision and downvotes.
- Comment on Without the precursor of Spirituality and Religion, there can be no morality. 2 weeks ago:
People who are only moral because they fear going to hell scare the piss out of me.
- Comment on Large Language Model Performance Doubles Every 7 Months 2 weeks ago:
2 X 0 = 0
- Comment on There's a decent chance that one of the many uncontacted tribes has started to worship airplanes 2 weeks ago:
Says someone who will remove belts, shoes, and all metal objects and wait for hours to get the chance to sit inside of one.
- Comment on Microsoft Came to Bargain: Use OneDrive for Device Backup, Opt into Loyalty Program and Use Their Products Till You Earn 1000 Points or Pay $30 and They Might Give You Security Updates till Oct 2026. 3 weeks ago:
How about “fuck you”?
- Comment on Software is evolving backwards 3 weeks ago:
The word you’re looking for is “devolving”.
- Comment on do American drug companies come up with their drug's name, or jingle first 3 weeks ago:
Marketers never sleep.
(because of the cocaine)
- Comment on Disney+ Confirmed a NEW Change Coming Soon for Subscribers 3 weeks ago:
Good news! Even more ways to buy shitty products with all your favorite meaningless brands splattered over top of them. But only if you subscribe now!
- Comment on AI applications are producing cleaner cities, smarter homes and more efficient transit 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, and the unregulated gas turbines powering the data centers are providing year-round heating for the cities, too!
- Comment on Your TV Is Spying On You 3 weeks ago:
I think they are inviting you over to their place to watch some (dumb) TV?
- Comment on Firefox is dead to me – and I'm not the only one who is fed up 4 weeks ago:
ominous music plays in the background
- Comment on Firefox is dead to me – and I'm not the only one who is fed up 4 weeks ago:
Scoot over and make room for me in that boat.
- Comment on What if Roko's Basilisk is an antinatalist and the techbros get murdered? 4 weeks ago:
Then I would finally believe that AI is a real thing.
- Comment on Is Google about to destroy the web? 4 weeks ago:
Got a machine web It’s better than the rest Green to Red Machine web
- Comment on F.D.A. to Use A.I. in Drug Approvals to ‘Radically Increase Efficiency’ 5 weeks ago:
Mental picture of Trump sitting inside a Tesla saying “EVERYTHING IS PLACEBO!” in my head now.
Thanks for that.
- Comment on F.D.A. to Use A.I. in Drug Approvals to ‘Radically Increase Efficiency’ 5 weeks ago:
Note to self: Do not use any drug approved after 2024 for at least 5 years…
- Comment on So many bands emphatically demonstrate that successful communication is not about what you say, but how you say it 5 weeks ago:
It doesn’t matter what I say
So long as I sing with inflection
That makes you feel that I’ll convey
Some inner truth of vast reflection
But I’ve said nothing so far
And I can keep it up for as long as it takes
And it don’t matter who you are
If I’m doing my job then it’s your resolve that breaks
- Comment on Sundar Pichai is vibe coding. 'It feels so delightful to be a coder.' 1 month ago:
Just ask the product managers at Sonos!
- Comment on Sundar Pichai is vibe coding. 'It feels so delightful to be a coder.' 1 month ago:
He’s breaking the cardinal rule: Never get high on your own supply, my dude.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X temporarily down for tens of thousands of users 1 month ago:
Lucky bastards.
- Comment on Its gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes. 1 month ago:
The people who downvoted this are the same people that I think Puscifer were singing about in “The Remedy”.
- Comment on Someone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat. 1 month ago:
He can’t wear any sort of uniform, it causes his bone spurs to act up.
- Comment on Eventually, old computers and operating systems will likely be referred to as dumb computers or dumb terminals or similar, because they don't have artificial intelligence. 1 month ago:
I’m sobbing over here because apparently most of the world doesn’t know we already had our “dumb terminal” phase.