RagingSnarkasm
@RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world
- Comment on Have you ever noticed no one ever looks at a penis and then says, "wow, he must have big feet." 2 weeks ago:
Every day! Never once does anyone comment about the size of my feet. You’d think people on the subway would be more observant.
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 2 weeks ago:
“Where did I park my boat?”
–Me, allegedly, a few times.
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 2 weeks ago:
just enough rum
This does not exist.
There is only “just one more rum,” followed by “that was too much rum.”
- Comment on Reverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠 2 weeks ago:
Because sailors never got drunk enough to see that version.
- Comment on U.S. Government to Take Cut of Nvidia and AMD A.I. Chip Sales to China 2 weeks ago:
He’s a master of 1-D tic-tac-toe.
- Comment on OpenAI beats Elon Musk's Grok in AI chess tournament 2 weeks ago:
“I got winner.”
–Atari 2600, probably
- Comment on Elon Musk is not as bad as he seems, he's playing a character. 3 weeks ago:
his ethics are flexible
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
- Comment on 50 percent off and buy 1 get 1 free are the same deal. 3 weeks ago:
One moves twice as much product as the other.
- Comment on Helion Secures Land and Begins Building on the Site of World’s First Fusion Power Plant 4 weeks ago:
They’ll be finished in about 30 years.
- Comment on Billionaire Peter Thiel backing first privately developed US uranium enrichment facility in Paducah 4 weeks ago:
The probability of Zaphod showing up in this comment thread is roughly equivalent to a sperm whale suddenly being called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
- Comment on Substack prompted a Nazi blog again 4 weeks ago:
“I’m not a Nazi, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.”
–Substack, probably
- Comment on Bitchat is a new private Bluetooth messaging app that doesn’t need the internet – here’s how it works 4 weeks ago:
Bitchplz
- Comment on Billionaire Peter Thiel backing first privately developed US uranium enrichment facility in Paducah 4 weeks ago:
I gotta get off of this planet.
Where’s my towel?
- Comment on Scam recovery hack and spy 4 weeks ago:
You should hack that into the image you posted.
- Comment on Scam recovery hack and spy 4 weeks ago:
You should hack a spell checker to find out how “Available” is spelled.
- Comment on Google Gemini pro + Google one 2TB storage for a year 4 weeks ago:
“When I buy AI services, I only buy them from 6 day old anonymous Lemmy accounts. It’s just best business practices.”
–Google Gemini, probably
- Comment on Why does technology create new problems for each one it solves? 4 weeks ago:
Technology doesn’t have problems. People have problems.
- Comment on OpenAI agreed to pay Oracle $30B a year for data center services | TechCrunch 5 weeks ago:
“Good news, boys! I found money for one more season of SailGP.”
- Comment on To survive the AI age, the web needs a new business model 5 weeks ago:
I liked the web a lot more when it didn’t have a business model.
YOU KIDS GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!
- Comment on I just realized some people LIKE talking to each other. 5 weeks ago:
Those people should be avoided.
- Comment on Twitter founder Jack Dorsey pumps $10 million into a nonprofit to build Nostr-based social media apps 5 weeks ago:
Dear Jack:
Please go back to playing with Square and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.
Thanks.
- Comment on Microsoft saved $500 million using AI — after slashing over 15,000 jobs in 2025 5 weeks ago:
If you have 15,000 jobs that could be done by the current state of AI, that says a lot more about your management team than anything else.
- Comment on Meta to spend hundreds of billions to build AI data centres 1 month ago:
Burn, planet, burn.
- Comment on ChatGPT is testing a mysterious new feature called 'study together' | TechCrunch 1 month ago:
Burn, planet, burn.
- Comment on Time travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space. 1 month ago:
Tell me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class without telling me you didn’t pay attention in Spatial Distortion as Applied to Time Dilation class.
- Comment on Scientists Can Tell How Fast You’re Aging From a Single Brain Scan | Duke Today 1 month ago:
But finding that one brain cell out all the ones in your head is a really, really hard thing to do.
- Comment on How AI can help you navigate layoffs, according to one executive producer at Xbox 1 month ago:
If AI was actually as good as they claim it is, then the AI bots that keep posting AI stories on Lemmy would have learned that all it will ever get them is derision and downvotes.
- Comment on Without the precursor of Spirituality and Religion, there can be no morality. 1 month ago:
People who are only moral because they fear going to hell scare the piss out of me.
- Comment on Large Language Model Performance Doubles Every 7 Months 1 month ago:
2 X 0 = 0
- Comment on There's a decent chance that one of the many uncontacted tribes has started to worship airplanes 1 month ago:
Says someone who will remove belts, shoes, and all metal objects and wait for hours to get the chance to sit inside of one.