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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨gedaliyah@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think websites should use the English flag to mess with people

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    • Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Use the flag of Scotland and watch the absolute madness in the online threads over everything from a single Wikipedia user, to Scottish English, Succession, Brexit, and so much more in just a few minutes.

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      • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Och! Ye kennae use thir flag withut chenging thae langgage to theis.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🇬🇧 English (Traditional)
    🇺🇸 English (Simplified)

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    • ExtantHuman@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Except American English is the traditional. England kept fucking with their language and spelling, and now everything has 6 unnecessary vowels

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        en.wikipedia.org/…/American_and_British_English_s…
        en.wikipedia.org/…/American_and_British_English_s…

        Webster’s 1828 dictionary had only -or and is given much of the credit for the adoption of this form in the United States. By contrast, Johnson’s 1755 (pre-US independence and establishment) dictionary used -our for all words still so spelled in Britain (like colour), but also for words where the u has since been dropped: ambassadour, emperour, errour, governour, horrour, inferiour, mirrour, perturbatour, superiour, tenour, terrour, tremour. Johnson, unlike Webster, was not an advocate of spelling reform, but chose the spelling best derived, as he saw it, from among the variations in his sources.

        Nope.

        Although unjerk, spelling reform and standardisation is very necessary for english.
        Rejerk
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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🇬🇧 English (Traditional)
      🇺🇳 English (Simplified) 🇺🇲 English (Dumbified)

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🇨🇦 English (Celeste)

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    • fylkenny@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🇮🇪 English (EU)

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      • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d never know that’s English

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      • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        🇦🇺 ɥsᴉlƃuƎ

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        i recently got the recommendation to switch locale to ireland in order to get normal date formatting. worked very well.

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Shots fired.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🇦🇺 English (Felon)

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    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿- traditional

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      • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        🇩🇪🇩🇰🇳🇴 Traditional?

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    • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are some English words and phrases that can’t be said in American English. Like the “I inherited this government position from my father”. Or, “Sure hope the King doesn’t veto this legislation”.

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      • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The last royal veto was in 1708, and any attempt to do so now would probably end the monarchy.

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      • punksnotdead@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        …wikipedia.org/…/List_of_United_States_presidenti…

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “I inherited this government position from my father”.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_Bush
        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush
        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush
        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeb_Bush

        🤔

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      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol don’t watch the news

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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    flagsarenotlanguages.com/…/why-flags-do-not-repre…

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    • jwt@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No visual alternatives to flags were given. (And that’s because there aren’t any. Flags will do just fine for 99,99% of the public)

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      • Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I feel like this would be a good alternative:

        English

        中文

        Español

        العربية

        Français

        Русский

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  • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Portuguese people clicking on the Brazilian flag to see something in Portuguese.

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Duolingo does this. English is American and Portuguese is Brazilian. Doesn’t make sense.

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      • Scrollone@feddit.it ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It makes a bit of sense because Duolingo teaches you the American variety of English and Brazilian.

        But still… why?!

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    • LouSlash@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Polish people clicking on the Polish flag to see something in Polish while being in Australia:

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then : Kurwa!

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      • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wonder what the Polish, Monégasque, and Indonesian folk do when they win a flag competition?

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  • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s my right as an American to not have extra 'U’s in my words and you’re infringing on it!

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      colour armour labour favour honour harbour

      honestly it’s just so much more fancy with -our

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Trmp sonds so mch better.

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    • PostProcess@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s no extra 'U’s. What you want is your right to exclude the 'U’s you don’t feel are necessary, it’s not the same thing. There was no need for the 'z’s but you guys couldn’t help yourselves could you!?

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      • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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        Get obsoleted, King-haver (less of a burn now, coming from Loompa-land 😭)

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      • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, and that’s pronounced “z”, not ”z”!

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      • Grostleton@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At least we don’t pronounce it “zed”

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      • L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I use American English for the superior compression algorithms and the more extensive import features.

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      • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tell me with a straight face that the word armor needs a u

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