Oh god

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• Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Its just a big ol stuffy, I’ll be fine after the surgery.

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• naun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.

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• sfled@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I now own a Browntooth speaker.

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• trslim@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My husband? Normal day.

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well looks like u got the best option out of everyone

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.

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    • arrow74@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My couch is the only object on my left

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put The Cat down shane dawson

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo

    The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s innocent!

  Oh no.

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  • drewbelloc@ani.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight

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    • GreatRam@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶

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    • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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  • NKBTN@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • acidbattery@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fleshy car wrap :D

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We had cat in the bag

    Now we have car in the ass

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Humans fucking cars

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• Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Holy mackerel, it’s the house!

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• brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As man, indeed.

    I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Toilet paper? All according to plan

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up

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    • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes

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• guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Poor cat

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• DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper

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• Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it’ll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, safety first

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• Zomg@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Water heater 😮‍💨

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least it’ll be warm?

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• Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s pointing at my finger, so an easy one.

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee

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• iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s a car. RIP

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• Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hairbrush. It’d fit fine, but it’s got rubberized paint that’s coming off the handle. :/

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.

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  • eldain@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t look up “anal vore”

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends on how you shove him tho

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My bathroom sink… at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A wall?!

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.

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• Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

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• FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today

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• reddfugee@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My poor Blåhaj…

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