Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Give me back my child!”

  “Non.”

  *LE BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT"

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that Jesus holding baby Jesus?

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The genetic dynasty has begun

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Trinity is weird.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Et sacre rouge, et sacre blanche.

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jamais vu quelqu’un distribuer autant de pains à la fois

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  • tatann@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Inconcevable!

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• KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sins? That must be the Dutch flag then.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, that’s how I read this. She’s not being punished, she’s crying tears of joy as Jesus makes her Dutch!

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      a bicycle descends from the sky as the angel choir sings

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• tatann@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Luxembourg

  If anything that would be a reverse french flag (red white blue instead of blue white red) so Jesus is making her the “ante-french” ?

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The flag was defined as a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue in 1848, but it was not officially adopted until 1993.

    They were so embarrassed of copying the French colors it took almost 150 years to officially adopt it

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  • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    meanwhile en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Netherlands is asking “what am I, chopped liver?”

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• MrMobius@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now she’s cursed to like smelly cheese and hate on railroad workers, poor lady…

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• fenrasulfr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t that the flag of Luxemburg? The blue looks too light for the Dutch flag or the French flag.

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• kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m-a firin my Franco-beam

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• PotatoLibre@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or maybe he saves a sinner by making her french

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait, if Jesus is saving a sinner, then he’s absorbing the frenchness out of the woman!

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    • PotatoLibre@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Since my love is endless, I’m gonna deDepardieu you forever”

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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• peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And steals her baby.

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  mon dieu, sacre bleu !

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Forgot to label the baby. 2/10 meme.

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