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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Why is there a shoe footprint around all the animal foot prints?”

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I had this idea years ago for some thing I was writing, but figured it would depend on weight of person and type of ground to get the animal prints with no surrounding human footprint.

      I eventually settled on backward-soled shoes, so that it always looks like you’re going the other way.

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      • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I recall the old show Beastmaster was chasing a dryad or something and she left backwards tracks.

        Other people were like “the tracks are going the other way!” And he had to explain that she’s tricky like that.

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      • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        …wikimedia.org/…/File:Shoes_with_fake_soles.jpg

        The Unabomber had a similar idea.

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      • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Couldn’t you still easily tell which side of the print got the initial impact of the heel and which side has the curve of the toes? Again, depending on weight of person and type of ground, but I think it would look off even to a layperson.

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    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why are there always three paw prints together?! Must be some hopping tripedal bunny dog :)

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    • perishthethought@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We may be over thinking this

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Animal Detective: The dog you’re looking for weighs close to 200lbs, walks exclusively inside shoe prints, and (based on the trash in the area) is fond of playing Edward 40 Hands.

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    • randomuser38529@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pet Detective ftfy

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  • ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So the dog prints are 3-4 prints relatively closely spaced, then a 2-3 foot gap and then 3-4 prints slightly offset from the first set.

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    • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yup, most people dont have tracking sense, let alone common sense. This would easily fool the majority.

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      • nuko147@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well even if someone has tracking sense and skills, the probability that he thinks these shoes exist is near zero. So at best, he thinks of something weird is going on.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your neighbour is very bad at deciphering tracks

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  • psoul@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Half the comments are ruining the joke 😤

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    • tauren@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Welcome to lemmy.

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I… what? He’s doing what with these shoes?

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pooping

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      • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        full-on dropping trousers, froggy squatting and pinching a fat loaf on someone else’s doorstep in the middle of the day

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now that’s what I call a shitpost

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  • tino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    all I can see here is foot arch pain.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Illusion 100

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