I don’t care about Jesus being white as much as I care about him not being a baby. The fishes and loaves is a baby Jesus thing, not a beardy Jesus thing !
Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done
Submitted 1 year ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c00dd0cb-9077-41ac-8727-36e7dc4506dc.png
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termaxima@programming.dev 1 year ago
capuccino@lemmy.world 1 year ago
people caring about jesus skin color it is so funny, because if you are mad about that it does mean that you think he actually existed
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Prove it …prove literally any of it
termaxima@programming.dev 1 year ago
Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.
frezik@midwest.social 1 year ago
Not sure if you’re serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There’s not a lot about Jesus’ childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.
termaxima@programming.dev 1 year ago
Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Most hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Why is Jesus white?
AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 year ago
MoonRaven@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Because Ai doesn’t know better.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s our savior. Have you never heard of the “white savior”? That’s him.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
^ the most unbelievable part of the picture
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The hate for a shitpost is crazy 😂
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 year ago
fuck your AI bullshit. you’re burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 year ago
it’s a good thing that social media and video games consume 0 electricity, otherwise a lot of people would have to either stop saying this or just admit to open hypocrisy
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hate AI about as much as you do, but this pic is scratching an itch I’ve had for forty-ish years.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 year ago
thats fair
Rin@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Weird cope but ok
MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 year ago
Warm vest for a hot location
grue@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Weird middle-aged Marty and white Jesus. Good concept, poor execution.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.
Tenthrow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hate AI.
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Low effort Ai slop and religious nonsense. Block
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You don’t have to believe in it for the joke to be funny. Don’t see the issue with the religion part tbqh
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jesus wasn’t white. So it failed to get the basic details of the concept right. It’s not funny and only adds more derivative crap onto the Ai slop pile.
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
sir this is well done shit post.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 year ago
it’s always okay to use AI to shitpost
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ma’am, Ai and Religious apologists can go fuck off.
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
n-now… now… turn around…
Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yeah, you need some magic time-travel machine to see some other magic. That is how it is.
loomy@lemy.lol 1 year ago
😐
chainysawrs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nathan Fillion?