I don’t care about Jesus being white as much as I care about him not being a baby. The fishes and loaves is a baby Jesus thing, not a beardy Jesus thing !
Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done
Submitted 11 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c00dd0cb-9077-41ac-8727-36e7dc4506dc.png
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termaxima@programming.dev 11 months ago
capuccino@lemmy.world 11 months ago
people caring about jesus skin color it is so funny, because if you are mad about that it does mean that you think he actually existed
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Prove it …prove literally any of it
termaxima@programming.dev 11 months ago
Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.
frezik@midwest.social 11 months ago
Not sure if you’re serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There’s not a lot about Jesus’ childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.
termaxima@programming.dev 11 months ago
Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Most hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 11 months ago
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
Why is Jesus white?
AtariDump@lemmy.world 11 months ago
MoonRaven@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Because Ai doesn’t know better.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He’s our savior. Have you never heard of the “white savior”? That’s him.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
^ the most unbelievable part of the picture
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The hate for a shitpost is crazy 😂
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 11 months ago
fuck your AI bullshit. you’re burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 11 months ago
it’s a good thing that social media and video games consume 0 electricity, otherwise a lot of people would have to either stop saying this or just admit to open hypocrisy
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hate AI about as much as you do, but this pic is scratching an itch I’ve had for forty-ish years.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 11 months ago
thats fair
Rin@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Weird cope but ok
MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 months ago
Warm vest for a hot location
grue@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Weird middle-aged Marty and white Jesus. Good concept, poor execution.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.
Tenthrow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hate AI.
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Low effort Ai slop and religious nonsense. Block
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You don’t have to believe in it for the joke to be funny. Don’t see the issue with the religion part tbqh
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jesus wasn’t white. So it failed to get the basic details of the concept right. It’s not funny and only adds more derivative crap onto the Ai slop pile.
crawancon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
sir this is well done shit post.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 11 months ago
it’s always okay to use AI to shitpost
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ma’am, Ai and Religious apologists can go fuck off.
crawancon@lemm.ee 11 months ago
n-now… now… turn around…
Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah, you need some magic time-travel machine to see some other magic. That is how it is.
loomy@lemy.lol 11 months ago
😐
chainysawrs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nathan Fillion?