Put Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp on your eggs, you’re welcome
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Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
TheLoneMinon@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s wild you says this because my wife discovered this stuff about a month ago and it’s now literally on everything. Can vouch, it’s amazing.
recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Eggs are only good boiled, not fried or scrambled, I will die on that hill
vaionko@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I hope you’re prepared to die then
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
post this in unpopular opinions
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Eggs proper prepared and eaten immediately are excellent even if fried or scrambled. But I upvoted you anyway since your preference in no way affect my own.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll be the one storming it.
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Absolute worst opinion of the century. Best eggs are poached duh
sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
sorry to surf your history but i wanted to see if you were on the upNup. that said, i respect your opinion even if its wrong. poached, delicious for sure.
but #fried_crew for life
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Even worse.
All of them are great and I often cannot decide how to cook them for a snack
SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
What’s the joke?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Making you ask what the joke/original is, and what Edward Cullen might have been eating that would change its taste partway through in a way he enjoys.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Joke? This is a shitpost, not a joke.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Never had this feeling this with scrambled chicken periods, but I found it once at the bottom of a bowl of cold cod cum
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Such a word picture.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 10 months ago
I used to love eggs but since going vegan it literally smells like garbage (as in I’ll blurt out “what smells like trash?” before realizing someone is cooking eggs).
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
If you just want great scrambled eggs without adding anything else and can be arsed: separate the yolks and cook the whites to your preferred consistency. Then, turn off the heat and whisk in the yolks straight away. The residual heat cooks through but by cooking them less than the whites you get a lot more flavour.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just fry them in a pan with butter and add Cajun seasoning, eat on toast. Good toast, not sandwich bread. Literally unbeatable.
dingus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m reminded of this classic from MadTV:
birdiebop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
dash of turmeric, paprika, salt, pepper, garlic. if youre scrambling and find the texture boring, try scrambling in the pan as it cooks, or holding the heat to one side of the pan while tilting and then pulling back the cooked layers to leave the inside moist
kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There is an awesome recipe that starts by roadting some garlic with a shredded tomato, then you can add some salty cheese or not and then add the scrambled eggs, don’t overdo it, tastes amazing
idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That sounds similar to the OG chinese classic: Tomato and Egg. You literally dice a tomato, stir fry a bit to soften it then scramble an egg in the same pan. Salt and you are done. There are many many minor variations including adding sugar or msg. Topping with scallions or even adding ketchup, sesame oil or pepper.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
If you’re going to add tomato and sugar you might as well just do ketchup from the start.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I got it from here youtube.com/shorts/hFoKVR243Jw
Apparently it’s greek, but really almost all food is just a minor variation away from something else
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Same for pork.
x4740N@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That’s just badly done pork then
People who complain that foods taste like shit are probably shit at cooking it
dirtycrow@programming.dev 10 months ago
[deleted]prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Egg sandwich every time. Crack the eggs right over the pan and drop them in. Break up the yolk a bit (but don’t scramble it too much) and mix it around. Flip it once, put a slice or two of cheese on it, a small bead of water next to it, and cover it with an upside-down bowl for a couple of mins.
Remove from pan, put onto a toasted everything bagel (or kaiser bun). Add your bacon (or pork roll… If you know, you know), some hot sauce… Goddammit now I’m hungry.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When you eat a boiled egg you’re still mixing the white and yellow parts inside your mouth.
Karl@programming.dev 10 months ago
Scrambled are the best.
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s got a point you know.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s all I taste when I eat eggs, and I can’t eat them. It turns my stomach.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Scramjet Eggs