Disney wolves
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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zurohki@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
easily3667@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry but where’s the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You might need to take a long shower friend.
AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Brother, you need to go for a long walk
easily3667@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
You…have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.
HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
“Ghoulish” are you sure you are using that word correctly?
Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Marighost@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
That is Pixar, which is also Disney.
Enzy@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Big B’s small T’s.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.
Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Snake venom = botox
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
the opposite of a bee
…Guy Fieri? 🤷
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Citric acid
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
What is the opposite of a bee?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?
oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
So many questions…so little desire to have that in my search history.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”
Its literally on the first page. 💀
(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)
5too@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Eyelashes!
Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”
I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Assholes aren’t different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.
You can use this on juveniles and even babies.
(I’m walking right into it lemmy, don’t let me down!)
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.
easily3667@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
If you give yourself caring, you should probably find yourself a therapist. You may ask yourself: how did I get here?
bufalo1973@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves
Disney: Well done, Disney!
Disney: Thanks, Disney!
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
It isn’t just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Looks like Little John and Robin Hood
Image
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Robin Hood is a twink confirmed
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
🔫 Always has been.
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.
As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.
Wouldn’t trade it for anything.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Does Little John eat the honey?