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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like Little John and Robin Hood

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    • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Robin Hood is a twink confirmed

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🔫 Always has been.

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.

        As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.

        Wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does Little John eat the honey?

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  • zurohki@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:

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  • easily3667@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sorry but where’s the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?

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    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You might need to take a long shower friend.

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      • AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Brother, you need to go for a long walk

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      • easily3667@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You…have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.

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      • HalfSalesman@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “Ghoulish” are you sure you are using that word correctly?

        Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.

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      • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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    • Marighost@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That is Pixar, which is also Disney.

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    • Enzy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Big B’s small T’s.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

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    • Mustakrakish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Snake venom = botox

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the opposite of a bee

      …Guy Fieri? 🤷

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Citric acid

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What is the opposite of a bee?

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

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    • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So many questions…so little desire to have that in my search history.

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      • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

        Its literally on the first page. 💀

        (I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

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    • 5too@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eyelashes!

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.

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      • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

        I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Assholes aren’t different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.

        You can use this on juveniles and even babies.

        (I’m walking right into it lemmy, don’t let me down!)

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.

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    • easily3667@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you give yourself caring, you should probably find yourself a therapist. You may ask yourself: how did I get here?

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      • bufalo1973@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves

    Disney: Well done, Disney!

    Disney: Thanks, Disney!

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself

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  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It isn’t just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

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