I’m sorry but where’s the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?
Disney wolves
Submitted 11 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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easily3667@lemmus.org 11 months ago
Enzy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Big B’s small T’s.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Brother, you need to go for a long walk
HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“Ghoulish” are you sure you are using that word correctly?
Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.
ameancow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You might need to take a long shower friend.
easily3667@lemmus.org 11 months ago
You…have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.
Marighost@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That is Pixar, which is also Disney.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
[deleted]5too@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Eyelashes!
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 11 months ago
So many questions…so little desire to have that in my search history.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.
shalafi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Assholes aren’t different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.
You can use this on juveniles and even babies.
(I’m walking right into it lemmy, don’t let me down!)
easily3667@lemmus.org 11 months ago
If you give yourself caring, you should probably find yourself a therapist. You may ask yourself: how did I get here?
bufalo1973@lemm.ee 11 months ago
And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”
zurohki@aussie.zone 11 months ago
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves
Disney: Well done, Disney!
Disney: Thanks, Disney!
gmtom@lemmy.world 11 months ago
All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 11 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Does Little John eat the honey?
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Robin Hood is a twink confirmed
ameancow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.
As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.
Wouldn’t trade it for anything.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Citric acid
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
the opposite of a bee
…Guy Fieri? 🤷
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
What is the opposite of a bee?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.
Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Snake venom = botox
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It isn’t just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.