Ball for a ball

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• mhague@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How do they prove you didn’t bring the balls?

  ‘Anyone collecting money from the fountain shall have their money removed’

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  • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … and balls

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• Allero@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ladies, it’s your turn

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What a pointless, useless, historically racist excuse for a ‘sport’. Some kid scooped a few hundreds worth of titleists from their ponds and the course is pissed they didn’t get a cut. the whole thing is wretched.

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “What if we took up acres of land to be put to no use other than entertaining rich people, planted non native grass which requires more water than this region gets, and then got super fucking entitled about who got to enjoy the land?”

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• notabot@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I knew there was such a thing as slicing your shot in golf, I didn’t know it meant that!

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• PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s someone’s fetish, ain’t it?

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok but why is it written on a headstone?

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its not a headstone its the ball removal stone. You put your balls up on it and they wack it with a club until they are removed from you.

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, das Eierschaffot

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?

    Hint: it leads to a headstone…

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    • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ahhh so it’s warning by example

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, it’s good to have a laugh every once in a while, but I think we’re all able to interpret their message clearly: If you try to steal golf balls, they will remove your testicles. C’mon people, grow up!

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why do I have urge to collect balls on that court?

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …da bang, da dang diggy diggy
  Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

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  Robert “Bobbie Shazam” James Ritchie is still a prick.

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• HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  (＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ SNIP SNIP

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I picked rock.

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Like, I don’t know how much that surgery costs if you get it done by a doctor, but like, if you’re trans, and that’s something you want to do, that is a hell of a deal.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was thi king eunuchs but I like the way you think

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