[later] I don’t get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!
It’s a shame the people that need this the most can’t read
xkcd #3073: Tariffs
Submitted 11 months ago by schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de to xkcd@lemmy.world
Comments
CircuitSpells@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
It doesn’t really explain the part where artificially making the pizza more expensive is somehow a payback.
annette_runner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If pizza cost more, at what point does it start actually being a reward equivalent of a bonus?
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Someone just wanted to slip “lidar” into the conversation
cavtroop@lemmy.world 11 months ago
this comic uses big words, maga types won’t be able to understand this.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I didn’t think that MAGA is the target audience. And if you were at all familiar with xkcd, you wouldn’t either.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There aren’t words small enough to get the deliberately ignorant to understand.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
They probably don’t ready xkcd to begin with.
Klear@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maga types won’t read it. This is just making fun of them, not trying to explain things.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
mmmmm lidar diodes.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Get out of my head!!!
hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Wait. Avatar 2 exists?
Rooty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yup, can’t wait for the third one to make a kajillion dollars and have all the cultural influence if a fart in a hurricane.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Best review ever.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think they called it The Legend of Korra.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Steam punk avatar!
Magister@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I saw Avatar 1 in theater, a long time ago, it was ok, never saw it again. I started avatar 2 on Disney+ or something, stopped after less than 10 minutes.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It kind of needs the 3D effect to work. It can’t be carried by its story.
deus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes, it exists and it’s getting a sequel in December. You’ll have to wait until 2029 for Avatar 4 though.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Wasn’t it supposed to be a trilogy?
accideath@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes and it’s the exact same film as Avatar 1, just with water instead of jungle.
EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Following Legend of Zelda protocol that means the fire/lava world is next
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 11 months ago
It also has an antifa whale and a girl Jesus
sanguinepar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That middle row is perfect - you could easily just have that, and the point he’s making would be crystal clear.
Trump’s actions don’t even make sense, let alone meet any standard of fairness or intelligence.
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Trump’s actions don’t even make sense, let alone meet any standard of fairness or intelligence.
They do if you look at him like a foreign agent, working to take down the US.
sanguinepar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah true :-)
I meant they don’t make sense on their own terms (which themselves are deeply questionable)
Jhex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Does not meet any standard of fairness or intelligence” was trump’s APGAR score
jungle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, that middle row works incredibly well on its own, but he needed to add some geek angle or it wouldn’t be xkcd. :)
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
LIDAR diodes > pineapple
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Shots fired!
supernicepojo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Corn and mayonaise pizza. Good luck with that information
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Wait, elotes on pizza?! Two of my favorite things! Giving this a go next pizza night.
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Lol this is like the Chinese idea of American food.
They put corn on almost all of the pizzas they fed me there and “American breakfast” was just a hard boiled egg and a cold hot dog.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu 11 months ago
I imagine all the pineapple on pizza outrage would swiftly quiet down if people learned that the swedes put banana and curry on their pizzas.
DireTech@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That sounds so weird that I want to try it.
archonet@lemy.lol 11 months ago
hey now, if those pineapple pizza lovers could read, they’d be very upset with you right now!
Soggy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pineapple and anchovy is delicious. Sweet and salty flavor explosion.
danc4498@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t understand all the pineapple pizza hate. Sweet and savory bro. SWEET AN SAVORY!!!
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Fortunately, all 3 of them can’t read.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Someone had to do it lmao
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dilatant sauce is terrible. I prefer my pizza sauce thixotropic.