[later] I don’t get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!
LIDAR diodes > pineapple
xkcd #3073: Tariffs
Submitted 1 week ago by schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de to xkcd@lemmy.world
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sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
archonet@lemy.lol 1 week ago
hey now, if those pineapple pizza lovers could read, they’d be very upset with you right now!
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I don’t understand all the pineapple pizza hate. Sweet and savory bro. SWEET AN SAVORY!!!
Soggy@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Pineapple and anchovy is delicious. Sweet and salty flavor explosion.
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Fortunately, all 3 of them can’t read.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu 1 week ago
I imagine all the pineapple on pizza outrage would swiftly quiet down if people learned that the swedes put banana and curry on their pizzas.
DireTech@lemm.ee 1 week ago
That sounds so weird that I want to try it.
supernicepojo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Corn and mayonaise pizza. Good luck with that information
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Lol this is like the Chinese idea of American food.
They put corn on almost all of the pizzas they fed me there and “American breakfast” was just a hard boiled egg and a cold hot dog.
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Wait, elotes on pizza?! Two of my favorite things! Giving this a go next pizza night.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Someone had to do it lmao
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Shots fired!
cavtroop@lemmy.world 6 days ago
this comic uses big words, maga types won’t be able to understand this.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 days ago
They probably don’t ready xkcd to begin with.
Klear@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Maga types won’t read it. This is just making fun of them, not trying to explain things.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
I didn’t think that MAGA is the target audience. And if you were at all familiar with xkcd, you wouldn’t either.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 6 days ago
There aren’t words small enough to get the deliberately ignorant to understand.
CircuitSpells@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It’s a shame the people that need this the most can’t read
hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 1 week ago
Wait. Avatar 2 exists?
accideath@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yes and it’s the exact same film as Avatar 1, just with water instead of jungle.
EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Following Legend of Zelda protocol that means the fire/lava world is next
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 1 week ago
It also has an antifa whale and a girl Jesus
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I think they called it The Legend of Korra.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Steam punk avatar!
Rooty@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Yup, can’t wait for the third one to make a kajillion dollars and have all the cultural influence if a fart in a hurricane.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
Best review ever.
deus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yes, it exists and it’s getting a sequel in December. You’ll have to wait until 2029 for Avatar 4 though.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
Wasn’t it supposed to be a trilogy?
Magister@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I saw Avatar 1 in theater, a long time ago, it was ok, never saw it again. I started avatar 2 on Disney+ or something, stopped after less than 10 minutes.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It kind of needs the 3D effect to work. It can’t be carried by its story.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 week ago
mmmmm lidar diodes.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 days ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Get out of my head!!!
Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
It doesn’t really explain the part where artificially making the pizza more expensive is somehow a payback.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Someone just wanted to slip “lidar” into the conversation
annette_runner@lemmy.world 6 days ago
If pizza cost more, at what point does it start actually being a reward equivalent of a bonus?
sanguinepar@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That middle row is perfect - you could easily just have that, and the point he’s making would be crystal clear.
Trump’s actions don’t even make sense, let alone meet any standard of fairness or intelligence.
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
They do if you look at him like a foreign agent, working to take down the US.
sanguinepar@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Ah true :-)
I meant they don’t make sense on their own terms (which themselves are deeply questionable)
jungle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yeah, that middle row works incredibly well on its own, but he needed to add some geek angle or it wouldn’t be xkcd. :)
Jhex@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“Does not meet any standard of fairness or intelligence” was trump’s APGAR score