So like, is Ween not on here because they’re off the charts horny?
90s band alignment chart
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 year ago
I would but deftones in horny tbh. Especially on the Queen of the Damned soundtrack. Everyone was horny on that soundtrack.
HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I miss Chris Cornell. He was all of those emotions all at once.
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the NIN position , is not making any sense
djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yeah I noticed that and thought WTF?
tacobellhop@midwest.social 1 year ago
Just go here.
coffeetea@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I wonder where Linkin Park would fit
4oreman@lemy.lol 1 year ago
*cries metallic tears into a bed of guns and roses’
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.
What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s *painfully obvious" it’s him reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yea Id put them a lot closer to angry. Id still slant them a little towards happy because of the sound.
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 year ago
Fuck it, fine, and it’s all the same, living with Louie Dog’s the only way to stay sane.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The entire chart is wrong. There’s no “happy” alignment at all in 90’s bands. Replace “happy” with “heroin” and it makes a lot more sense.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re twisting my melon man.
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 year ago
no counting crows
They missed the saddest band
Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“I focus on the pain…the only thing that’s real” super horny.
superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“I wanna fuck you like an animal” -real sadboy hours
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
“Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I’m going to come all over you”
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
It’s one problem that both angry and sad are opposed to happy, ate least for me. While the opposite to horny is frigid, and in my experience, depressed.
superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You can be happy and angry at the same time, i.e. your girlfriend saying you have the biggest sick amongst all your friends; but its much harder to be happy and sad at the same time, that takes someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, of you.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I’m not saying that you can’t have some specific cocktail of unfamiliar-together feelings. Who am I to say what anyone can feel? I’m saying they are conceptually opposed, but hey, happy cake day or happy angry cake day, whatever you want!
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 year ago
Leaning to walk again, learning to talk again, make my way back home when I learn to fly, it’s times like these you learn to live again, it’s times like these you learn to love again. Guy just loves learning.
Denjin@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking
failsatfunny@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If Dave Matthews was on this list it would just replace the word Horny.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No Primus?
0100110100110011@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s the sarcasm belt.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Or at least their own heading. Like how winamp just to say their genre was “Primus”.
LengAwaits@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What about Ween?
debil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Type-O-Negative had its most popular moments in the 90’s. I think the placement would be quite horny and fairly sad. (If it were Carnivore and the 80’s, the scale would implode because it doesn’t accommodate very angry but really horny.)
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Bad Religion, for the endless ranting raging. Suffer is an epic album. fuckin 1982 for real.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I would say rather than “sad” that Deftones is Angry Horny with songs like Knife Party and Change In The House Of Flies etc. but the chart puts them opposing 🤷
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Blink 182 veered wildly to the right towards 2012. They’re mostly back on the left again now, though.
tino@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No Doubt got my teenage brain horny
tomkatt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m just glad Veruca Salt made the list.
Also, I dunno if I’d lump Sublime into the “happy/horny” category. They’re more on the “sad/horny” side of the chart.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.
samuelazers@lemmy.world 1 year ago
All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 year ago
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This explains why I never liked Foo Fighters.
dont@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?
Taniwha420@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sublime too!
nyctre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s the ska effect.
NotNow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pretty sure the chart was made by someone born after 2000.
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yeah, I love Morphine, and “happy” is quite possibly the last adjective I would use to describe them. Some of it’s kind of playful maybe.
freddydunningkruger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you. Morphine is unquestionably in the Horny/Sad zone.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 year ago
Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They definitely hit horny as well.
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’ve never had angry sex?
futatorius@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Only in the best of times.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I guess horny anger describes the incel condition pretty well.
chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Missing queens of the stone age in the bottom right.
straightjorkin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Thank you for your wisdom “straightjorkin”
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why can’t you be angry and horny?
StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Exactly my thought! Why not both!?