RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer.
90s band alignment chart
Submitted 4 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 4 days ago
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
RHCP are only horny for California.
NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 days ago
Oh, is THAT where they’re from? Only they never seem to mention it in any of their songs
AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Seems like Californication
merc@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
While there’s a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.
rmuk@feddit.uk 3 days ago
Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 4 days ago
If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
slow clap 👏
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Especially if they’ve got a tromboner
merc@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I’m not sure Cake qualifies.
thomcat@midwest.social 4 days ago
If it was just a little but longer we could
PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP
match@pawb.social 4 days ago
the mysterious unreadable watermark in the lower left is actually a blurred-out rude boy
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
The happiest in sound, but the lyrics are definitely usually on the sad or angry side lmao
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
The Cat Empire fell off the left, near the bottom
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Wouldn’t Deftones be in the horny section?
ickplant@lemmy.world 4 days ago
This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.
Glifted@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Deftones are VERY horny
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn’t see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.
Imagine my surprise when it’s all the way on the angry side.
All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Deftones and NIN need to switch places.
Wilco@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Also Morphine, Offspring, Tool, and Veruca Tools, Blink 182 is way more happy and horny than Sublime. Weezer belongs where the Flaming Lips are and RHCP is hornier than both of them.
This chart is awful.
mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I was gonna say how is the Offspring sad!?
Ledivin@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Idk, Tool feels about right? Maybe slightly more angry and slightly less sad
dukatos@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Or Korn
billwashere@lemmy.world 4 days ago
So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!
CaptSneeze@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Sure you can. All of the bands I the middle of the y-axis are equally angry and horny.
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Not in the nineties, you couldn’t. 😉
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You’ve never had angry sex?
chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 3 days ago
No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 3 days ago
I guess horny anger describes the incel condition pretty well.
futatorius@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Only in the best of times.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 days ago
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 3 days ago
Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 days ago
They definitely hit horny as well.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.
What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s *painfully obvious" it’s him reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Yea Id put them a lot closer to angry. Id still slant them a little towards happy because of the sound.
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 3 days ago
Fuck it, fine, and it’s all the same, living with Louie Dog’s the only way to stay sane.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 3 days ago
samuelazers@lemmy.world 2 days ago
All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.
expatriado@lemmy.world 4 days ago
can’t be angry and horny at the same time, that’s discriminatory to incel music /s
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Big Naked. Nine in Nails. Marylin Manson. Our Lady Peace, Alanis Morissette. There’s quite a few that could be both. But, alas, this is only a two axis graphic ;)
Also, how to tell I grew up on Canadian radio…
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 days ago
This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.
ceph@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I still listen to Punk in Drublic <3
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
I heard they suck live
Lolseas@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I can’t believe they’re quitting! I refuse to believe it.
chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 3 days ago
Where would we put the FX?
Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 3 days ago
“I focus on the pain…the only thing that’s real” super horny.
Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Only ones I’ve ever heard are Radiohead and Rage against the Machine, sincerely, genZ.
Anyway are yall telling me there are no bands that are both horny and angry?frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The entire chart is wrong. There’s no “happy” alignment at all in 90’s bands. Replace “happy” with “heroin” and it makes a lot more sense.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Angry vs horny as a single axis…
NIN seems to have an angry tone. March of pigs, wish, hand that feeds, head like a hole. There is one sad balad as a cover. There is one horny lyric song, that also happens to be on the happier than sad side.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
OMG. I’m not the only who hasn’t forgotten about Eels.
Denjin@lemmings.world 3 days ago
Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 4 days ago
This must be a joke
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
There needs to be an Optimistic <—> Bleak axis too
straightjorkin@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.
unphazed@lemmy.world 3 days ago
90s NIN was very angry… then Trent went weird.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
NIN should be all over the place.
meliante@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No Korn?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
No Ween?? No Mr. Bungle???
dont@lemmy.world 3 days ago
No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 4 days ago
Needs more Ska Bands.
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
This explains why I never liked Foo Fighters.
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 days ago
the NIN position , is not making any sense
NotNow@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 days ago
And NIN not in the angry?
Venator@lemmy.nz 3 days ago
The problem is they put horny and angry at opposite ends but NIN are both horny and angry.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 days ago
They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Yeah, seems a bit misplaced. They were always a fairly bleak and moody band… But then Billy Corgan started losing his hair, bought a synthesizer, and entered his Nosferatu era.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Yeah, no kidding one of the most depressing songs ever: youtu.be/T69Yk6IccL0 – The end is the Beginning is the End (Batman and Robin soundtrack)
Also one of the best tracks ever.
Rafael@ursal.zone 4 days ago
@troyunrau @TimeNaan isso me lembra os tempos saudosos da MTV
blarth@thelemmy.club 3 days ago
I would argue To Forgive is.
youtu.be/fIggUxffTN4
blarth@thelemmy.club 3 days ago
Someone only heard “Today” and never listened to a single other track before making this meme.
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Also even “Today” is not a happy song lol. From Wikipedia:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Lily is kind of happyish.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
I think they’re just generally placed in the center white area, meaning they are equally angry, horny, sad and happy. Everyone in the center white is equally part of all four no matter where in the white they were placed.
It wouldn’t be easy to list everyone in the center and say that if their name was slightly to one side or not meant they were more angry, happy, horny or sad. I think that’s why OP just made a huge white area in the center.
baines@lemmy.cafe 3 days ago
same about Sublime lol
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Idk, sublime has pretty happy melodies even if the lyrics aren’t