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Iceland knows what's up

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • jacksilver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve been to that museum. It is extremely bizzare with a bunch of real penises from all sorts of animals (and people) floating in jars. The facts on all the plaques are kinda fun, but many of the penises are in questionable state.

    Also the museum was started by someone who was randomly gifted a whip made from a bulls penis. That kicked off a weird fascination and he started both collecting and being gifted more and more until he figured they might as well open a museum.

    en.wikipedia.org/…/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

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    • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yep, was there too. I would definitely recommend a visit the next time you’re in Iceland.

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    • westheimer@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Last I was there, they even had a fantasy section for mythical beast penises. I only remember trolls and elves, but they had representations for each of the penises.

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    • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Huh. This was my first time seeing a 95 year old’s mutilated penis and scrotum floating in formaldehide. Thanks (?) for sharing

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    • SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I went there with my wife and our friends and we made so many dick jokes. It was definitely worth the visit just for the laughs.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If only they had a mammary museum. I bet it would be more popular.

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    • Carnelian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Britain has a Vagina Museum! They’re active on Mastodon too, actually. Top tier posters, highly recommend a follow

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  • Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Of all the reasons to visit Iceland, it’s gonna sound crazy, but the hot dog is amazing.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bæjarins_Beztu_Pylsur?wprov…

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    • StepUp2DaStreets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My wife and I made the decent walk at least 6-7 times while we were there for 10 days 2 years ago. The fried onions and sauces they put on make the hot dogs so delicious! One of multiple solid reasons to visit, for sure.

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    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      John Green talks about it often

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If I’m only 200 away and still can’t see any peen … then it must be a cold day.

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  • Sibshops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Might as well check out the Vagina Museum, too.

    masto.ai/@vagina_museum

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  • rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Best country in the world. If Canada joins schengen I’m moving there. I tried my whole adult life to get a visa and there’s like no way.

    Any Icelandic hotties in here that want to marry a recently divorced Canadian? Lol

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  • El_Azulito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    JD Vance really wanted to stop there on the way to Greenland.

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But they rejected his peen.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well seems like i missed the most important place on my visit to iceland. I wanted to go back one day anyways but now i have a reason i can tell everyone.

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  • piefood@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There's a fun movie about it: https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/125414-the-final-member

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How many penises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Depends on the Wangdoodle.

      Dolphins are known for their intelligence, promiscuity and absurdly dexterous penises. They have a prehensile penis, meaning it can swivel, grab and grope, much like a human hand. A prehensile penis helps males navigate the complex, labyrinth-like reproductive tracts of female dolphins.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s actually much closer than 200 m.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I bet they’re measuring from the back of the building.

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  • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They have under rated waffles there.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I saw it in 90 Day Fiancee

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh I’m sure visitors come from all around.

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