Tough choices

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• Iapar@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Speak every language because that includes animals.

  djin gets visibly angry

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also, humans are animals, so speaking to every animal includes all human languages.

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    • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The game was rigged from the start

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  • MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn straight. Its the same thing.

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Counterpoint: what if a French person flirts with you and you end up taking for them

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  • cmder@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    T’as de beaux yeux tu sais ?

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    • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mon dieu!

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can speak to every animal. Having them understand or talk back is a different matter

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The result is the same. Sooner or later, one of the animals is bound to respond favorably.

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah, thats just a matter of semantics

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• TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bee Movie (2007)

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• _core@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Every language includes animal language

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  • bravesentry@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also, every animal includes humans

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Humans are animals tho?

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  • essell@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself!

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well obviously sophisticated people like you and I are above the rest of those primate mammal scum. 🎩🧐

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Technically passes the Harkness test, it only took completely and wholly altering reality

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  • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For those unaware:

    Harkness test guide image, please check whole article on knowyourmeme though i think it also does not have proper alt text

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If it has a greater than human intelligence, and the Test implies the floor for consent is your own species limitations, doesn’t that mean it’s violating our consent?

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can already speak to every animal. It’s them speaking back that’s the problem.

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s just gonna be animals constantly yelling about food and sex.

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like college.

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• AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Easy. Every language. Some foreigner from another country talks shit about me? Be prepared to be verbally assaulted back. Probably never happened, but it’s definitely a scenario I wish would for that exact reason.

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Go for it. The problem with bestiality is informed consent, IMO. If you can hold a full conversation with an animal where it shows its understanding of the situation and consents and you won’t damage each other, who cares what you do?

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  • Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• sunshine@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a Rachel and Tobias situation!

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine if by language result to understanding radio waves sent by aliens. We would usually considered noise would suddenly become a nightmare we hear everyday since it just keeps repeating the same message. Talking about some extending a warranty for a car.

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  reminds me of the book series Spellsinger by Alan Dean Foster.

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