I'm tired boss

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• Grassgrowz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  instead of trying to excel at work, just libreoffice calc instead! badum ts

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  • Serpent@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tbf, I was confused by the wording and your joke clarified it for me.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Same. Honestly I wasn’t even confused. I use a lot of excel at work, I just assumed it’s a verb now

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• Catman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I solved it by not having kids, seriously best thing I done in my life so far.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So far!

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• moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m only trying to do two of these things and I still look like that.

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• LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Replace kids with pets and add handling multiple chronic illnesses and it’s my life.

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• palebluethought@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I know this is the least important one on there, but I don’t get this thing lately where people talk about “staying hydrated” like it’s some big challenge they have to put effort towards. Like… get thirsty, drink water?

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  • noyou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The trick is that you need to drink more than just “im thirsty”

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  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at this person, with their ability to tell what their body needs or when they’re thirsty.

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• peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s exactly where “they” want you. Too tired to lop off heads.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When your scare quote “they” it makes you sound like you mean Jews.

    It’s Lemmy. Just say billionaires.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  psst…~cohabitation~

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• S3verin@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I do at least one of them. Guess which.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Staying hydrated

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• Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The secret is to give up on having time for yourself and find the zen in the things you have to do anyway.

  You ever wonder why dads tend to become all about their yard, their bbq and DIY? Because if I have to mow the fucking lawn, feed my family and fix shit all the fucking time I might as well find the satisfaction in a job well done.

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “excel in my work” would be using a spreadsheet. “accel in my work” would be improving your skills/effort.

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  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good on you for acceling in knowing when you’re wrong, and quickly!

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Accel is perfectly cromulent

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “accel in my work”

    work faster not smarter?

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  • CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s incorrect.

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    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re right. I corrected my post.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I excel in my work

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have failed the last one, going to go get some personal time off from work today, then maybe I can finally get some sleep.

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Btw, this look would be after I put time into my makeup and hair.

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• fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me trying to raise kids

  Well there’s your first problem

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.

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    • lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aren’t babies supposed to come out of vaginas?

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    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, but now it’s past the point when republicans care about it, so you can at least try without too much issue.

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude…

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.

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    • remer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that

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