Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/8ffa92fe-1d66-45e4-b175-b28f0d25aa5d.jpeg
The secret is to give up on having time for yourself and find the zen in the things you have to do anyway.
You ever wonder why dads tend to become all about their yard, their bbq and DIY? Because if I have to mow the fucking lawn, feed my family and fix shit all the fucking time I might as well find the satisfaction in a job well done.
I know this is the least important one on there, but I don’t get this thing lately where people talk about “staying hydrated” like it’s some big challenge they have to put effort towards. Like… get thirsty, drink water?
Look at this person, with their ability to tell what their body needs or when they’re thirsty.
The trick is that you need to drink more than just “im thirsty”
I solved it by not having kids, seriously best thing I done in my life so far.
So far!
instead of trying to excel at work, just libreoffice calc instead! badum ts
Tbf, I was confused by the wording and your joke clarified it for me.
Same. Honestly I wasn’t even confused. I use a lot of excel at work, I just assumed it’s a verb now
That’s exactly where “they” want you. Too tired to lop off heads.
When your scare quote “they” it makes you sound like you mean Jews.
It’s Lemmy. Just say billionaires.
I have failed the last one, going to go get some personal time off from work today, then maybe I can finally get some sleep.
Btw, this look would be after I put time into my makeup and hair.
“excel in my work” would be using a spreadsheet. “accel in my work” would be improving your skills/effort.
“accel in my work”
work faster not smarter?
That’s incorrect.
You’re right. I corrected my post.
I excel in my work
Good on you for acceling in knowing when you’re wrong, and quickly!
Accel is perfectly cromulent
Replace kids with pets and add handling multiple chronic illnesses and it’s my life.
I do at least one of them. Guess which.
Staying hydrated
I’m only trying to do two of these things and I still look like that.
psst…~cohabitation~
fireweed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well there’s your first problem
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
remer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not with that attitude…
lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Aren’t babies supposed to come out of vaginas?
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Yeah, but now it’s past the point when republicans care about it, so you can at least try without too much issue.