We still have three eggs up for auction.

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Half-brown eggs?

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, these are plain white chicken eggs. Blame the color confusion on our two different color LED lights in the kitchen.

    NEXT BIDDER!

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• JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have four. And I’m declaring a 25% tariff on eggs sold by u/over_clox

  So there.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As long as I get the tariff. We have our first bidder!

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• Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I interest you in more Eggs?

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  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those look like 3D printed synthetic eggs.

    Does this package include the 3D printed synthetic chicken they came from?

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    • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m just wondering, is it not common to have backyard chickens in the US? Where I’m from, it seems like every 1 in 12 people have a few chickens clucking about.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    In rural areas of the US it’s more of a thing.

    In most suburban areas of the US your neighbors wouldn’t appreciate the smell of chicken poo wafting into their yards, and if you have a rooster you’re definitely making enemies of your neighbors who don’t appreciate the unsolicited wakeup call at silly o’clock AM every day.

    In cities it’d be very difficult to find the space to do any of it. I knew one city dealer who briefly kept a couple chickens on a small apartment-building rooftop area they happened to have access to; the chickens there were filthy and unhealthy without access to foraging or clean spaces and they were always fighting with pigeons and each other.

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  • camr_on@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    In many urban places and suburban neighbourhoods with HOAs it is illegal to just keep livestock in your yard. Outside of major cities it’s somewhat common

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Counterpoint:

      In what might be considered the original blueprint for American suburbia where I have 3 separate HoAs, just outside of Washington DC and only a few miles from a metro stop:

      I’m allowed chickens as long as I provide them an outdoor run that is fenced in and a coop they can roost in. Not allowed a rooster though.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not if you live in an apartment.

    Oddly enough, someone near our apartments has a rooster that crows damn near every morning. I’m pretty sure the rooster doesn’t lay any eggs though…

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have for trade one exclusive NFT of a very rare, never used, forbidden thong of Margaret Thatcher. It portrays, in is fully majestic form, a stalwart Iron Lady in an iron chainmail thong, on horseback facing the sunset with a British flag atop Westminster Abbey.

  It has been described as magnificent by my dope man next door, who gives it the highest of praise for capturing the essence of his ex-wife’s nature, saying “she’s just like that battle-axe of mine.”

  This will surely be worth all three eggs.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best we can do is two eggs. Someone already bought one.

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But sir slash madam, this NFT is priceless slash worthless. Surely it is worth at least three full eggs! Perhaps you can bop one of those chickens to get another one.

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• theUwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am personally outraged by the cruelty displayed on the pic! That dino was probably a lovely chap!!! Would you like your corpse to be unearthed and mended into a ball holder?!???

  If you excuse me I will go and stab some chickens and preschoolers to calm doen…

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Happy anurism💫

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What in the fuck did I just read? 😂🤣

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Would you like your corpse to be unearthed and mended into a ball holder?!???

    Get the fuck out of my head!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bid two eggs

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Two eggs and two ovaries, we have our second bid!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Two eggs, since pocket lint, and a joke about elephants

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• psion1369@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Umm, I have some rock salt somewhere around here.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you mean salted rocks?

    youtube.com/watch?v=rTfoEfq9rWg

    Common mistake.

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I offer a bag of IV fluids (very hot commodity)

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer VII fluids, or IIX if you can swing it

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We only accept warm fluids here.

    NEXT BIDDER!

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll offer you three eggs in tomorrow’s eggs which will be worth more than the three eggs you have today.

  When tomorrow comes, I’ll borrow three eggs from somebody else to pay you back.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll buy your egg debt and package it with other sub-prime egg debts and sell sections of the debt to hege funds.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quail eggs don’t count.

    NEXT BIDDER!

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