Shit Post

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If the constipation is severe there shouldn’t be anything on the chart. Just a blank space.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This chart is incomplete. Where’s the bricks? Where’s the fire?

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  • countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s shit bricks and shit fire, can’t you see?

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m actually trained in this. I went to school and this was a topic and then I passed a test and got a license. My name is registered on a state database and I put letters behind my signature. I’m an expert on shit.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Certified shitposter!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What does it mean if you poop a pile of perfectly spherical pellets?

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  • Moose@moose.best ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re a rabbit.

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What does it mean if you poop a pyramid of perfectly square cubes?

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    • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ok, what does THAT mean??

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    • Guitarfun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or a giraffe: www.pond5.com/…/124890811-giraffe-pooping-4k

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is there such a chart for all the major cities ?

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• callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What if your type 4 is like 2-3 feet long?

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You should look into an onlyfans career

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    • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ll get right on it. Named SteamyLogs.

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• Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m embarassed about how often I think about this chart.

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• countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who hasn’t shit for a year

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have shit twice this year.

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    • psud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I drank a lot over the course of last year to this year, so five times for me. Normally it’s like twice a week

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    • countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      First shit of the year was a type 3

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  7

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  • countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    😮

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just the way I’m built

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• Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I do 6 way more often than I probably should.

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  TIL about Snake poop

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• Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  First was 6 after eating some Mexican food. Then it was 3 later. So I guess we are all good.

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t think I’ve ever been Type 1 thankfully but have done all the rest

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