At what age do we switch from measuring a human by length to by height?

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• dgmib@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The same time you stop measuring age in months.

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  90°

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• Chainweasel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  About the time they start walking.
  Once they’re standing up, they’re tall.
  While they’re still laying down, they’re long.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As a man, I don’t believe I’ve ever stopped measuring by length.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have dick like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m just imagining a grown man standing there, then you takes off your towel, and instead of a dick, you have a conjoined infant baby dangling from your crotch. Attatched by the head to your crotch. Clearly only aged until age 3 months old, meanwhile the adult half of you is 34 years old.

      Scientists can’t figure out if they love or hate you.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “That is too big for a tumor. Hou’re going to die.”

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And at what age do boys start to measure length again?

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Usually around 12-15

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• NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It depends… length of what part?

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• schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  they are the same thing, this is just a matter of when they are able to stand up to measure them while standing vs while lying, I think

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• mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  around 2 years old I guess

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This would make sense

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  when they can stand it

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • andrewta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He gets measured and weighed.

      Height length width and weight

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Funny and factually correct.

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• donuts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ??? not a joke answer - what is the difference between length and height?

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    90°

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  • DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Orientation.

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    • DrownedRats@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gravity surely?

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    • SatyrSack@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So the answer is “if/when they come out”?

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    • donuts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I guess that answers it then - when humans start walking instead of crawling

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