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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Five lines? Try five words.

  Fix this!

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fix this!

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IMG broken

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TL;DR

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    • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More than five doesn’t work

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• Flamekebab@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But can they affect me?

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sure, they just can’t make you walk in motion blur, but you’ll be devastated.

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• Lurkinney@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some not have way.

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh

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  • Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s only from spells and only the player itself is immune from them. I don’t think this would even see play in YGO.

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      TL;DR and you’ve activated my trap card!

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Former WotC guy here… I find this hilarious.

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  • Chewget@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure there’s a simmer card to this in Red Dragon Inn

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  *affect

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think effect is right, here. Thing effects you. You are affected by thing.

    Spell effects you. You are affected by spell.

    Subject is the spell.

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    • i_ben_fine@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The card says a spell’s effects can’t affect you.

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• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Balls of steel

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  • Lawdoggo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Blow it out your ass

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m all outta gum.

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    • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he’s on his last cigar.

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• Godort@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you’d be basically required to cascade into it

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  • apprehensively_human@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plus the verbiage is all wrong, it doesn’t follow the template.

    Cumulative upkeep {R} You gain protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

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  • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe sideboard for Living End?

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We need more cards like this

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• Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure no card can conjure me into existence, no matter how many or few lines of text they have… :P

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• RacerX@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Effective ban of all of Kaldheim.

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  • ReeferPirate@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do keywords count as a line? If not, Fynn is still in play

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Duke Nukem for the win?l

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t that include this card

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  • Linktank@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More than 5 lines of text?

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    • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I misread that

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  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No in all regards. If you include name, type, and flavor text, this card is 5 lines, not more than 5.

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