But can they affect me?
I won’t be reading the replies
Submitted 5 weeks ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Flamekebab@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sure, they just can’t make you walk in motion blur, but you’ll be devastated.
Lurkinney@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Some not have way.
rockerface@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh
Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
It’s only from spells and only the player itself is immune from them. I don’t think this would even see play in YGO.
Mac@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
TL;DR and you’ve activated my trap card!
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Former WotC guy here… I find this hilarious.
Chewget@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure there’s a simmer card to this in Red Dragon Inn
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
*affect
Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think effect is right, here. Thing effects you. You are affected by thing.
Spell effects you. You are affected by spell.
Subject is the spell.
i_ben_fine@lemmy.one 5 weeks ago
The card says a spell’s effects can’t affect you.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Balls of steel
Lawdoggo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Blow it out your ass
BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m all outta gum.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
He came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he’s on his last cigar.
Godort@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you’d be basically required to cascade into it
apprehensively_human@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Plus the verbiage is all wrong, it doesn’t follow the template.
Cumulative upkeep {R} You gain protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
swab148@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Maybe sideboard for Living End?
Toes@ani.social 5 weeks ago
We need more cards like this
Heavybell@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure no card can conjure me into existence, no matter how many or few lines of text they have… :P
RacerX@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Effective ban of all of Kaldheim.
ReeferPirate@lemy.lol 5 weeks ago
Do keywords count as a line? If not, Fynn is still in play
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Duke Nukem for the win?l
HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Wouldn’t that include this card
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
No in all regards. If you include name, type, and flavor text, this card is 5 lines, not more than 5.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Five lines? Try five words.
Fix this!
kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Fix this!
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
IMG broken
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
TL;DR
Bgugi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
More than five doesn’t work