A satellite belonging to multinational service provider Intelsat mysteriously broke up in geostationary orbit over the weekend.
puts on conspiracy hat Did musk hit it with something?
Submitted 1 week ago by shoulderoforion@fedia.io to technology@lemmy.world
https://futurism.com/the-byte/large-satellite-explodes-pieces
A satellite belonging to multinational service provider Intelsat mysteriously broke up in geostationary orbit over the weekend.
puts on conspiracy hat Did musk hit it with something?
Nah, it obviously wanted to whistlelbow about Boeing.
Probably because it’s very important that he is involved in every discussion, even if it doesn’t initially involve him.
Doubtful. Dude ain’t got no ups.
Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor
Did it happen to have a beeper?
It was the window seal.
The satellite went boing boing?
No, not double boing. It went triple boing.
I did read about this yesterday, and as far as I know the name of the sat is intelsat 33e and its for communication purposes. I’m curious to know what really happen, how it broke.
Boeing evil! Am I right! (laughter)
It was probably space garbage, and that’s seriously alarming.
You should look at some numbers before saying “probably”. It was much less probably space garbage than just Boeing. “Much less probably” here stands for “completely fucking irrelevant”.
You can’t make this shit up lmao.
It was probably an emergency exit hatch for the magic rocket gas.
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Wouldn’t it be a bit more concerning if it exploded into smaller, yet complete satellites…? Exploding “into pieces” seems downright SOP to me.