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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please don’t come inside

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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is a sin to spill your seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. It pleases the lord.

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?

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    • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every sperm is sacred.

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    • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay Nick Mullen.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground

      Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s fucked up and hilarious.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now THAT is why we need AI

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• Glifted@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up

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• Henry@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can feel you inside me :)

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh Jesus Christ.

    Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!

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• Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Relevant username?

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• ultraviolence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s coming, he’s coming…

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.

    Yep. That… became awkward and the after effects…

    still a banger.

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but does he have the courtesy of a reach around?

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me too, Jesus. Me too.

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• independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok gooner

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The version of “leave room for Jesus” we can all get behind.

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dude get a towel or something….

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• eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guys. Maybe Peter North is jesus?

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• callmepk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s coming?

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I knew you would come, but you’ve come!

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When Judas rings the doorbell frantically

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t think these evangelicals don’t know what they are doing.

  They know exactly what they are doing.

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• myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …i read this in the tone of an exasperated husband responding to his wife waiting impatiently to drag him along to some saturday-afternoon garden tea party…

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• Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cartman is in-love with Jesus

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ms. Magdalene knows how to work

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Biff must have had a really good time that night.

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• occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do not come.

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• Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blue spray paint…

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesús likes to party! Bien por ti.

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