There are lots of different ways to make cum and they all taste pretty bad

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.

    I’m sorry about this already

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  • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.

    Cause, you know, thermodynamics.

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Organic handmade”

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• lauha@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did manga artist write this?

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• tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “for easy use”

  For WHAT use???

  Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it’s made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn’t flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *unzips*

    No, don’t stop. Tell me more.

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    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am well prepared to guzzle cum lmao, been training for weeks now

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This?

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    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s called Gaviscon but idk if it is available or has the same name outside of Germany

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• thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd

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• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  D-I-Why?

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  • LesserAbe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For making porn of course

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.

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  • Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Right, was thinking the same, just make some icing. Literally powdered sugar and water, mix til you get the consistency you’re going tor.

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🫥

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always forget that you can eat raw eggs in some other countries. America doesn’t deal with salmonella well

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