thetreesaysbark
@thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Adulting rule 2 weeks ago:
I genuinely use this technique to get myself out go and exercise sometimes.
Seeing my body as a pet I need to take for a walk can be a weird but helpful mindset.
- Comment on Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf? 1 month ago:
You’ve known each other for 3 years? Wow that’s cool! How long did you know you liked her?
- Comment on We lost Keanu 1 month ago:
Thank you for taking the time to write this out so eloquently.
- Comment on Jews were killed in GAZ chamber, now they are taking revenge on people in GAZa! Coincidence? I think not 2 months ago:
I’m downvoting, but this still makes more sense than the post did.
- Comment on There are lots of different ways to make cum and they all taste pretty bad 2 months ago:
I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd
- Comment on Google pulls the plug on uBlock Origin, leaving over 30 million Chrome users susceptible to intrusive ads 2 months ago:
Do you know if this is at the chrome or chromium level?
- Comment on Maybe it was someone from the future. 3 months ago:
He didn’t accomplish anything though did he?
- Comment on Maybe it was someone from the future. 3 months ago:
Except the gunman was killed right? So he wouldn’t be able to try again.
- Comment on Get in the Hilux 3 months ago:
I think for this to work you need an agreement between wealthy countries to all apply this kind of tax. This would be an attempt to stop all the accounts from just living offshore.
Not sure if the EU can apply this as a bloc style rule. I doubt the US powers that be would want to, and then other large powers I’d argue have even more questionable ruling classes anyway, but I’m open to bring wrong on that last statement.
- Comment on Everything on Lemmy is "NSFW" unless your work is to be on Lemmy. 3 months ago:
The distinction that has been made here is that “NSFW” only means "pornography
Who has made this distinction? NSFW in my opinion is anything that is, you know, is not safe for work.
That would include pretty much any explicit content. Extreme gore for example would be another type of content which isn’t really safe for work.
Probably also images of self harm.
However, alor of content on Lemmy doesn’t fall in to the above criteria, so it is ‘safe’ for work. Just like how light magazines are appropriate for work, but a porn mag isn’t.
- Comment on doot doot 4 months ago:
Guessing you also know that isn’t a harmonica though?
- Comment on Skateboarding is just "The Floor is Lava" on wheels 5 months ago:
Shields innit
- Comment on "BeReal." FOSS alternative? Yes please! 5 months ago:
I’m smashing that follow button!
- Comment on "BeReal." FOSS alternative? Yes please! 5 months ago:
I mean, it’s only dumb for people who aren’t interested.
The world is full of things that I’d hate that other people love. That doesn’t make them dumb. To each their own, you know?
Chilli in ice cream, I mean wtf?
- Comment on Amazon Customer Service has become awful 5 months ago:
Dude I think you need to get some meds for all that rage.
Maybe they have some on Amazon, I heard they have fantastic next day shipping as it’s such an urgently needed item!
- Comment on Once you reach a certain age, all hairs are pubes because you grew them post-puberty 6 months ago:
They’re pubic because they grow from the moms pubis, no?
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- Comment on Are we the "Cold Ones" to our dogs? 7 months ago:
For anyone else reading this that also doesn’t know F to C conversion like me…
101F = 38.33333C
- Comment on Roku has patented a way to show ads over anything you plug into your TV 7 months ago:
I had been considering a Roku stick instead of an Amazon fire stick to try and get out of the Amazon bubble.
I now see that Roku basically want to create their own bubble too so probably better to only let one shitty company (Amazon) get my viewing habits.
- Comment on Journalist says he finds it ‘surreal’ to have account on X suspended after writing critique of platform 8 months ago:
I’d argue, oddly, that it’s easier to hold a single corporate entity accountable for data breaches than mastodon instance owners.
It’s likely the case that both of are bad from a data security point of view, but at least with the corporations you know who to shout at.
- Comment on Young adults set an earlier bedtime as they navigate economic fatigue, wellness trends, and a loneliness epidemic 8 months ago:
:D yeah just making a joke. I am currently trying to convince my wife that we should get expensive feather down pillows. A hotel we stayed in had them and the comfort was amazing!
- Comment on Young adults set an earlier bedtime as they navigate economic fatigue, wellness trends, and a loneliness epidemic 8 months ago:
BigPillow corp is that you?
- Comment on Upon careful analysis of the top posts, I believe lemmy needs more unhinged text posts 8 months ago:
I think wit is hard over text. To you it’s obvious you’re joking, and that your joke is that this comment is ridiculous.
To others it can read as someone making a joke with little respect for the Original post.
Take the meth one for example, I can see you being downvoted for that if the original post was serious.
The UK one just sounds stupid though, but then again mods of a Lemmy instance are likely to be people that take things (like Reddit fucking their API) quite seriously. This means our population pool may be a little skewed towards the serious.
On the other hand, I’ve seen lots of humour here. Especially from the AI generated community with their, a’hem, themes.
- Comment on Brexit has completely failed for UK, say clear majority of Britons – poll 10 months ago:
What’s the alternative? With fptp it’s labour or Tories and it takes a major shift to make one of the other parties a threat.
Labour and Tories both benefit from fptp so there’s no way theyre ever going to change it.
- Comment on Truly inspirational 10 months ago:
Haha I don’t think it’s about fear. It’s probably about having hundreds of years of using those metrics, and it being very baked in to the language used between people to communicate.
Nobody wants to have to translate between kg and stone all the time. It’s tedious. If you live in a country where all your interactions are going to be in one measurement then you’re probably just going to go along with everyone else.
Even down to ‘goin down the pub for a pint’ being a commonly used phrase which doesn’t have the same ring when it’s '‘goin down the pub for a half litre’.
- Comment on apparently Google isn't sure... 11 months ago:
You can even see the guardian reporting on bing in this image. Turns out people don’t even look at the image they’re commenting on, let alone clicking on links.
- Comment on Business owner 'hires' ChatGPT for customer service, then fires the humans 1 year ago:
I’d say at best it’s an upgrade to scripted customer service. A lot of the scripted ones are slower than AI and often have stronger accented people making it more difficult for the customer to understand the script entry being read back to them, leading to more frustration.
If your problem falls outside the realm of the script, I just hope it recognises the script isn’t solving the issue and redirects you to a human. Oftentimes I’ve noticed chatgpt not learning from the current conversation (if you ask it about this it will say that it does not do this). In this scenario it just regurgitates the same 3 scripts back to me when I tell it it’s wrong. In my scenario this isn’t so bad as I can just turn to a search engine but in a customer service scenario this would be extremely frustrating.
- Comment on Disney’s password-sharing crackdown has begun 1 year ago:
I’m not back to pirating
Not or now?