Top Russian economist dies after falling out of window

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• radivojevic@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s just funny at this point. Russian windows are the leading cause of death.

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ha ha people are being killed. Funny

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    • radivojevic@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not the death. The method. The location. They have to be the laziest assassins ever—or Russia really needs to improve their building codes.

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    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess we just invented gallows humor, everyone! Good work!

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Executions will continue until GDP improves.

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  • MCasq_qsaCJ_234@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Inflation in Russia will prevent GDP from increasing.

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    • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you kill enough people and then promote birthing there will be significant growth long term.

      /s don’t this people.

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• nnullzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Windows really seem to be a big safety hazard in Russia…

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  • zurohki@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sudden onset defenestration. It’s an epidemic.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe they should try switching to Macs

    :P

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In Putins Russia, windows boot you.

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  • edwardbear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    in russia, period. it has been like this before putin

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    • suction@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Meh

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• jakwithoutac@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Man, top ranking Russian officials are hella clumsy

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• cosmicrookie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They must get on with it now… find some other way of accidentally dying. If this proves one thing it is either the total lack of imagination in Russia, or the total lack of education on the risks of heights

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  • Pieresqi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it’s done that way for brand reasons.

    Dude becomes undesirable -> falls out of window -> everyone knows he didn’t fell on it’s own

    It’s fear tactic.

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    • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      but liquidating in the “regular” way would have the same effect wouldn’t it?

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    • 5oap10116@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This comrade didn’t defenestrate himself

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  • Noerttipertti@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They just have to add some flourish.
    Falling from the basement window on 6 bullets someone accidentaly dropped on the ground while shooting themselves 3 times to the back of the head with hands tied behind their back after totally by accident splashing novichok on their undies.

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• Thrife@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In Russia, windows doesn’t crash on itself, windows crashes you.

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• YeetPics@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is what one gets for blatant honesty in the great state of Russia.

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• Moghul@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In a few hundred years it’ll be written that during this time a whole bunch of people with important jobs died in Russia by falling out of windows, and there will be people thinking ‘no way’, when actually, ‘yes way’. I’m a little tired of watching history happening in my lifetime, ngl.

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  • Metz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In a few hundred years

    I mean… there is already a Wiki Article about it: [en.wikipedia.org/…/Suspicious_deaths_of_notable_R…](Suspicious deaths of notable Russians (2022–2024))

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    • Moghul@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, shit.

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  • dch82@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yea, I just want to live in some TV series where nothing significant happens and no one ages.

    I don’t know if I’m sarcastic or not.

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    • Moghul@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It just feels like I’ve been living in a Wikipedia article’s “Events leading up to…” section all my life. Now, I don’t want to monkey paw it, it’s not like I want to live in the Wikipedia article’s main events section.

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• ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t this read “Several top Russian officials are not at the top anymore”?

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ITT: Lots of us who just learned the word “defenestration” from that other D&D thread.

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• ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  putin can’t do this shit with linux and that’s a leading reason why it’s the better OS than microsoft’s offering.

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• Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Russia really needs to investigate the safety of their windows, they seem to be related to many fatal accidents recently…

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• digredior@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The defenestration of a Russian oligarch.

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• Wahots@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Either Russia really needs to work on better building codes, or they need a complete change of government. This is beyond incompetence, even patients at hospitals have been falling out of windows. The negligence is absolutely astounding. /s

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• MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s like Groundhog Day in Russia, just with the economy.

  If the economist falls out vindow, …aaahh, another gloomy year.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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