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Planetary travel guide
Submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/23fa92d8-b702-4953-9a0e-e7055f9a1100.jpeg
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SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 week ago
Since this meme was created.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And that moment lasted as long as the theoretical “now”.
(“Now” never happens because the moment your brain registers that “now” has happened, it’s already “then”)
Stovetop@lemmy.world 1 week ago
TBH I’d give earth a B or a C.
I feel like there must be a better planet out there somewhere.
roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
The planet is great. It’s the fucking occupants that are a problem.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Nah. It used to be an A, but some recent updates have kicked it down to a C. If you want a real A tier planet try Cromdomulom 12.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I mean it could be better, though. Could do with fewer natural disasters, or perhaps another continent in the Pacific so it isn’t so empty. Or maybe burritos that grow on trees and a mild concentration of opium in the air. That’s the Earth I’d want to live on.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Occupants come with the planet package… so wouldn’t that lower its rank?
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 days ago
This is missing a lot of planets.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 6 days ago
Are you talking about exoplanets, or the “just admit that every round solid object in space is a planet and there are a lot more than nine in the solar system” planets?
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Pluto is here, so minor planets count. That leaves at least Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Gonggong, Quaoar, Sedna, Ceres, Orcus, and Salacia as vacation candidates.
There are 19 more planetary-mass moons to consider as well, if orbital designation isn’t important to your stay. (I’d say it’s a bonus, as you can see some sick eclipses.)
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
“Humiliating… Yet another massive W for the Earth, easily the best planet in the universe.”
Moghul@lemmy.world 1 week ago
S tier? This place is like a C at best. There are some S tier places but there are some G tier places too.
ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
I’m thinking Saturn is up there at S tier. Those rings are hot.
D tier is Mars. Just stupid ass-rocks.
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Mars used to be B tier, but it really fell off after the hypertsunami.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I thought people were generally into ass-rocks?
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 week ago
I don’t know about anyone else, however I have seen your anus.
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
How’s my piles? They’re a bit sore, but I’m hoping the cream is brining them down a bit…
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
That’s an old, enhanced photo of Neptune. The real Neptune looks more like uranus
Klear@lemmy.world 6 days ago
And there’s one too many.
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 1 week ago
Every other planet looks like shit. Another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe! (as far as we know)
niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It could be broken down into a couple of further categories somewhere in the middle:
- Where probes have landed - Venus, Moon, Mars, Titan, a couple of asteroids/comets.
- Where probes have only flown past - Mercury, a few asteroids/comets, Jupiter and its’ main moons, Saturn and its’ moons (except Titan, see above), Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Ultima Thule (now officially named 486958 Arrokoth).
Emerald@lemmy.world 5 days ago
A few decades from now we’ll plant this meme on Mars on it’s first manned mission lol.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 days ago
I’ve been to Planet Hollywood. Throw it up top next to Earth.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m excited to see how this progresses!
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 1 week ago
Is that Callisto down there? 🤔
ns1@feddit.uk 1 week ago
I thought that too as there is 1 planet too many, but now I think Pluto is the extra. The one between Mars and Neptune is Mercury
1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 1 week ago
S tier…? This place?
S tier for environs but C for inhabitants. A or B tier at best
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Most inhabitants are great, you just have get them a a bit…but avoid those tall hairless monkeys, those things are vicious.
Cliff@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Imagine a species destroying its own habitat. Totally nuts.