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Planetary travel guide
Submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/23fa92d8-b702-4953-9a0e-e7055f9a1100.jpeg
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SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Venator@lemmy.nz 4 months ago
Since this meme was created.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And that moment lasted as long as the theoretical “now”.
(“Now” never happens because the moment your brain registers that “now” has happened, it’s already “then”)
Stovetop@lemmy.world 4 months ago
TBH I’d give earth a B or a C.
I feel like there must be a better planet out there somewhere.
roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
The planet is great. It’s the fucking occupants that are a problem.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Nah. It used to be an A, but some recent updates have kicked it down to a C. If you want a real A tier planet try Cromdomulom 12.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I mean it could be better, though. Could do with fewer natural disasters, or perhaps another continent in the Pacific so it isn’t so empty. Or maybe burritos that grow on trees and a mild concentration of opium in the air. That’s the Earth I’d want to live on.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Occupants come with the planet package… so wouldn’t that lower its rank?
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 months ago
This is missing a lot of planets.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Are you talking about exoplanets, or the “just admit that every round solid object in space is a planet and there are a lot more than nine in the solar system” planets?
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Pluto is here, so minor planets count. That leaves at least Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Gonggong, Quaoar, Sedna, Ceres, Orcus, and Salacia as vacation candidates.
There are 19 more planetary-mass moons to consider as well, if orbital designation isn’t important to your stay. (I’d say it’s a bonus, as you can see some sick eclipses.)
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
“Humiliating… Yet another massive W for the Earth, easily the best planet in the universe.”
Moghul@lemmy.world 4 months ago
S tier? This place is like a C at best. There are some S tier places but there are some G tier places too.
ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I’m thinking Saturn is up there at S tier. Those rings are hot.
D tier is Mars. Just stupid ass-rocks.
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Mars used to be B tier, but it really fell off after the hypertsunami.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I thought people were generally into ass-rocks?
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 months ago
I don’t know about anyone else, however I have seen your anus.
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
How’s my piles? They’re a bit sore, but I’m hoping the cream is brining them down a bit…
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
That’s an old, enhanced photo of Neptune. The real Neptune looks more like uranus
Klear@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And there’s one too many.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 4 months ago
“Mostly harmless”
lugal@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Don’t panic
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 4 months ago
Every other planet looks like shit. Another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe! (as far as we know)
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It could be broken down into a couple of further categories somewhere in the middle:
- Where probes have landed - Venus, Moon, Mars, Titan, a couple of asteroids/comets.
- Where probes have only flown past - Mercury, a few asteroids/comets, Jupiter and its’ main moons, Saturn and its’ moons (except Titan, see above), Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Ultima Thule (now officially named 486958 Arrokoth).
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
I’ve been to Planet Hollywood. Throw it up top next to Earth.
Emerald@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A few decades from now we’ll plant this meme on Mars on it’s first manned mission lol.
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m excited to see how this progresses!
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 4 months ago
Is that Callisto down there? 🤔
ns1@feddit.uk 4 months ago
I thought that too as there is 1 planet too many, but now I think Pluto is the extra. The one between Mars and Neptune is Mercury
1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 4 months ago
S tier…? This place?
S tier for environs but C for inhabitants. A or B tier at best
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Most inhabitants are great, you just have get them a a bit…but avoid those tall hairless monkeys, those things are vicious.
Cliff@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Imagine a species destroying its own habitat. Totally nuts.