What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?
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Submitted 6 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
Wogi@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 days ago
And before that it’s lower left.
greenhorn@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Is this a kid Rock joke?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Hey! I don’t fit into this mold! I’m the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can’t work.
So… um… yay me?
Licksrocks@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I believe that is the bottom right
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!
xangadix@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’m not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life
PotatoKat@lemmy.world 6 days ago
What even are juggalos? Like i know they’re fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 days ago
They worship magnets.
beccaboben@lemmy.world 6 days ago
They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 days ago
I don’t know. But I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo
match@pawb.social 4 days ago
i believe they’re furries but for clowns
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 5 days ago
[deleted]Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Bottom left, House of the Nerd
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
75% bottom left, 20% top left, 5% bottom right
aulin@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Can’t I be both nerd and juggalo?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You either know how magnets work or you don’t. There is no in-between.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.
EVERGREEN@lemmy.one 4 days ago
Nerd in the Streets, Juggalo in the Sheets?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
No, pick one
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 5 days ago
I could be a nugg… nevermind, this is a situation where I don’t win. Nerd.
5in1k@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Absolutely.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’ll allow it.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Where’s the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?
remotedev@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
The top two
Blackout@kbin.run 6 days ago
And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Of course we do, it’s the nectar of the gods.
Damn I really want some Rock n Rye now.
match@pawb.social 5 days ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 days ago
rozodru@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
I used to live in the Southwest US like 20+ years ago and went to high school there. ICP was huge at my school but once people graduated they stopped listening to them for whatever reason.
for where I lived It’d be join the Navy, work at grocery store, work at a call center, or live in a trailer park and die.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
I believe you have my stapler.
cinabongo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I dunno if the next pane is doing any better
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.
Denvil@lemmy.one 6 days ago
I’m the top left :)
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 4 days ago
If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 days ago
None of these people are playing board games.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
No doubt, Juggalo. Juggalo facial painting can circumvent facial recognition. Absolute win
ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 4 days ago
S# D
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Where’s the femboy option?
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
Top right?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 days ago
No that’s furies
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 5 days ago
potentially any of them