Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
Tell me what it smells like in the comments!
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
oyfrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 2 weeks ago
Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Exbando@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
MrVilliam@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They didn’t find any men
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 weeks ago
It’s a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
OsaErisXero@kbin.run 2 weeks ago
Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Incel Farts
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It smells like you da toilet.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Corn flakes and dried pee
Ekybio@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
AZERTY@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Magic: The Gathering…
terminally online user detected
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Reminds me of this from back in the day
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Icy douchebag?
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Salt. Just a lot of salt.
Resol@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro’s flames
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Seems tasty
Resol@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that’s what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, it’s a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I’ll upvote you.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Isn’t engagement literally the whole point of these platforms?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Engagement bad, no comments please
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Updoots to the left
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
Toes@ani.social 2 weeks ago
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ass
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
The musk of a small child’s room with an oaky menthol finish.
Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Virginity
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Bradford pear.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Everyone is a stupid noob except me
halvar@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
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