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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why don’t you work there anymore

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They caught me fucking an eclair.

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    • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you for your service

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    • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The lore expands

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What was it’s name?

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the time I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my dick in the pickle slicer.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did she get fired too?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  also making manicotti. fuck i could go for some manicotti.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Best damn éclairs i ever had. Shame it couldn’t last.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sometimes that kind of perfection can only exist in small moments of time.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I heard they have some good fucking food there, but it didn’t taste very good.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My diet was like ninety percent pineapples though.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Give the people what they want

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• postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Think I saw you in Van Wilder

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One lucky customer a day.

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