Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or how to enjoy humor

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nailed it

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji

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      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me

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    • uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I can do it just by touching myself.

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Speedrunning that shit.

    You put the BJ in BLJ.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yahoooooo!

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      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    do you use glitches?

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care

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    • Crazazy@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.

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