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argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Strategy #1: don’t call them “females”
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Whenever someone says “female” but doesn’t specify the species, I assume they aren’t picky about it.
meyotch@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Feeee-males.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fee-males are just gigolos.
SARGE@startrek.website 1 day ago
Quark, you’ve been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners.
Don’t make me get Odo.
… “FeEmAlEs”… you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em…
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Chloroform?
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The Bill Cosby Method
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Chloroform doesn’t go in pudding.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So you are recommending beginning the date with post nut clarity
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Doesn’t work for me, but helps me last longer on that first date.
OldSageRick@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Compost bin.
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Cum-post bin
Post-cum bin
argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?
D_C@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
Ewww, I’m not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just use a shoebox like the rest of us
OldSageRick@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Automatic body process
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s not the sperm that’s the issue. It’s the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more