Comment on Relationship goals

JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its not that difficult to get an enema.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lava vs magma

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  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think it’s mostly a sight thing, as long as I can’t see the poop then I don’t care

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jim Jefferies has an entire routine on this, but I don’t really want that in my search history.

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  • mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    taking the community name literally, huh …

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• thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  not to be too stereotypically reddit butt…

  a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Death Star Superlaser”

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It goes from “A” to “G”

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    • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • wavebeam@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No no, he’s right.

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    • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      eh, is got a little valve and i just turn it all the way. i like the cleanness.

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  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This person gets it

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  • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.

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    • Tinidril@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There are bidet attachments for standard toilets that take up almost no space at all.

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    • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      mine just attached under my toilet seat. the water line connects to the existing toilet water line. it came with the fitting i needed and was easier than Legos to set up.

      think i payed like $25 on Amazon like 5 years ago. i try not to buy from Amazon anymore, but I’m sure there are many reasonable options out there elsewhere.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.

  He did a ton a maintenance but it’s a butt, sometimes there will be shit.

  I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)

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  • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.

    But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn’t give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I’ve seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.

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    • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the horny brain will actively chemically supresses our “ick” reaction. we’re literally less capable of being grossed out when having sex.

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• x00z@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just get an anal douche.

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What did you just call me! /s

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• Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t get the appeal honestly and I’m a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?

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