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[serious] when was the last time Donald Trump went swimming, has he ever swam?

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨nostupidquestions@lemmy.world⁩

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The pool would turn brown within moments. They’re probably all “out of order” when he’s around.

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    • porksnort@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It would look like the aftermath of a Nestea plunge.

      (An old tv commercial reference)

      Eewww

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does he look like he swims? Or do any exercise for that matter…

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Probably one of the dozens of times he went to Epstein’s Caribbean island. I mean, if he isnt a pedophile (apparently), what else would he be doing there?

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    • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was only there for the snorkeling! Everything was very above board. But the kid thing really sullied the whole operation.

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wish he’d try it and drown.

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  • jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s so weird, I was just having that conversation with my SO. We’re convinced water is his nemesis. He’s like the aliens in Signs.

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  • fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He drowns in his own BS every day.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He swims in a pool of fat sweats and diaper leavings every day.

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    • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I could never envy that person

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  • swordgeek@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why do you ask?

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    • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why 'bout you answer 😬

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cue Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of coins.

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    • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      ITS NOT A LIQUID!!!

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      • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        He should absolutely try it anyway. Maybe after the Fed mints those coins with his face on it. Just give him a room full and let him dive in head first.

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  • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can easily imagine a pool by that mini palace in Florida.

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