I had never heard of THIS before

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• SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s sexual assault.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wasn’t this why Paul Reubens was arrested? 🤔

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It was defintely something to do with jerking off in a movie theather

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure all xxx theatre-goers were wankers, and Paul didn’t wank onto anyone’s head. If Paul was arrested for wanking in a xxx theatre then everyone else wanking in those places should be arrested too. Rumor has it Paul made a blatant display of his indiscretion to intentionally break away from his typecast image as peewee herman.

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.

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• SoloCritical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Challenge accepted

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you the giver or receiver on this position?

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    • SoloCritical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes

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    • markz@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are those mutually exclusive

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• salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fifth grade me would have laughed at this for days and days. Reminds me of “the pirate”

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My favorite is the JFK, it’s when you explode all over someone while they scream and try to open the car door.

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• SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And then you get elected to congress because you live in Georgia and your supporters bully your opponent out of the race

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