Zendaya was great in spiderman but she’s the absolute worst choice for chani. Her “too cool for school” sarcastic persona doesn’t fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.
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the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 months ago
She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they’re 15 doesn’t mean they’re supposed to be played like any Western “f u mom!” kid… Denis really dropped the ball there, but he’s more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.
sawdustprophet@midwest.social 4 months ago
She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker
I’m pretty sure she’s from California? Unless you’re being metaphorical or something.
yeahiknow3@lemmings.world 4 months ago
It’s a relief then that Dune is one of the dumbest fucking stories of all time and casting doesn’t matter.
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
It seems like you really don’t like it. What makes you say that?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
I’m curious what you think the greatest story ever is. I hope it’s not The Bible.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
To non US people who aren’t exposed to the same celebrity overexposure (unless it’s by choice) and have no particular opinion on Zendaya, she’s ok. Haven’t seen part 2 though.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
It’s not celebrity overexposure in my case. I like Zendaya, I’m not tired of her and would like to see her in more stuff. I just think she was the wrong actress to play chani.
Schmoo@startrek.website 4 months ago
Isn’t Chani a non-believer in the movie, at least at first?
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Even if she is, she was raised in the same culture as stilgar and the others
cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 months ago
Educate and old and out of touch person please:
Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.
Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?
cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 months ago
Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
I’m confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Lets say “popular”. I wouldnt say “standard” is accurate.
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Anus licking is what holding hands used to be
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Anal is now first base.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Hold up. “Anal” is not the same as “licking ass”.
FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth… time are a’ changing.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 months ago
There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it’s understandable that “the norm” might change quite rapidly.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Maybe the OOP just assumed it’s “standard” for pretty and famous people they’d do all the things in the sack.
Korne127@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well…
ramble81@lemm.ee 4 months ago
- Who are they talking about?
- I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too
(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)
yeahiknow3@lemmings.world 4 months ago
It’s… a joke. Let me explain it: Kyle Jenner (an evil billionaire) is a despicable human being. Touching anything that she has touched, included a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.
hobovision@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee’s character.
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.
qarbone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Surely, you heard of “tabloids”?
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 months ago
They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Don’t call me Shirley