- Who are they talking about?
- I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too
(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)
What grass starvation does to the perma-online
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ramble81@lemm.ee 10 months ago
hobovision@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee’s character.
yeahiknow3@lemmings.world 10 months ago
It’s… a joke. Let me explain it: Kyle Jenner (an evil billionaire) is a despicable human being. Touching anything that she has touched, included a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Zendaya was great in spiderman but she’s the absolute worst choice for chani. Her “too cool for school” sarcastic persona doesn’t fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
To non US people who aren’t exposed to the same celebrity overexposure (unless it’s by choice) and have no particular opinion on Zendaya, she’s ok. Haven’t seen part 2 though.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s not celebrity overexposure in my case. I like Zendaya, I’m not tired of her and would like to see her in more stuff. I just think she was the wrong actress to play chani.
Schmoo@startrek.website 10 months ago
Isn’t Chani a non-believer in the movie, at least at first?
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Even if she is, she was raised in the same culture as stilgar and the others
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they’re 15 doesn’t mean they’re supposed to be played like any Western “f u mom!” kid… Denis really dropped the ball there, but he’s more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.
sawdustprophet@midwest.social 10 months ago
She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker
I’m pretty sure she’s from California? Unless you’re being metaphorical or something.
yeahiknow3@lemmings.world 10 months ago
It’s a relief then that Dune is one of the dumbest fucking stories of all time and casting doesn’t matter.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
I’m curious what you think the greatest story ever is. I hope it’s not The Bible.
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
It seems like you really don’t like it. What makes you say that?
cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 months ago
Educate and old and out of touch person please:
Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Anus licking is what holding hands used to be
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Maybe the OOP just assumed it’s “standard” for pretty and famous people they’d do all the things in the sack.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.
Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I’m confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 months ago
Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Anal is now first base.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Hold up. “Anal” is not the same as “licking ass”.
FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth… time are a’ changing.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 months ago
There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it’s understandable that “the norm” might change quite rapidly.
Korne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Lets say “popular”. I wouldnt say “standard” is accurate.
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?
qarbone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Surely, you heard of “tabloids”?
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 10 months ago
They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well…