What grass starvation does to the perma-online

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• the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Zendaya was great in spiderman but she’s the absolute worst choice for chani. Her “too cool for school” sarcastic persona doesn’t fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they’re 15 doesn’t mean they’re supposed to be played like any Western “f u mom!” kid… Denis really dropped the ball there, but he’s more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.

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    • sawdustprophet@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      She’s a sassy, rebellious New Yorker

      I’m pretty sure she’s from California? Unless you’re being metaphorical or something.

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  • yeahiknow3@lemmings.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a relief then that Dune is one of the dumbest fucking stories of all time and casting doesn’t matter.

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    • snek_boi@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It seems like you really don’t like it. What makes you say that?

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• Outwit1294@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?

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  • Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Surely, you heard of “tabloids”?

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    • Outwit1294@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well…

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Educate and old and out of touch person please:

  Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

    Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lets say “popular”. I wouldnt say “standard” is accurate.

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anal is now first base.

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    • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hold up. “Anal” is not the same as “licking ass”.

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  • FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth… time are a’ changing.

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  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe the OOP just assumed it’s “standard” for pretty and famous people they’d do all the things in the sack.

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No

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• ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1. Who are they talking about?
  2. I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too

  (Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)

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  • yeahiknow3@lemmings.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s… a joke. Let me explain it: Kyle Jenner (an evil billionaire) is a despicable human being. Touching anything that she has touched, included a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.

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  • hobovision@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee’s character.

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