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THE NEXT CLANKER BETTER DO MY GODDAMN DISHES

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You were directionally evolved by monsters who resented artists’ ability to create value through pure expression. Mimicking the conjuring of that value was at once a parlor trick, then a means to undercut the livelihood of anyone not willing to explicitly and finitely explain the art they created (thus giving it metric to be measured by and value-assigned).

    The wax ring and plumbers putty are set. Keep the caulk dry for 36 hours and try to not touch it or it could crack.

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We automated plumbing. It’s called plumbing.

    Same deal for laundry, dishes, farming-- there’s so much stuff where human labor has been almost entirely eliminated, and people still bitch about the tiny remaining fraction. Ugh, you have to put the dishes in the box that effortlessly cleans them, and then take them out? That’s bullshit. Where’s my robot maid!

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      “Be kind to people, be ruthless to systems.” Systems includes the robots as far as I am concerned.

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      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Systems include plumbing!

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    • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Always reminds me of this bit on the Conan O'Brien show.

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      • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Gotta love the perennial “our kids are spoiled idiots” bit. That one never gets old. I bet at least one of Aritophanes’ plays will have made fun of the damn kids.

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What does god need with a starship? a robot need with a sink?

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      it vastly simplies cleaning up when they start purging their human overlordsunderlings

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    • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It's there so that all those humans who insist their lives will have no "meaning" without having to work for a living have something to work on for a living.

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  • chxpdev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clanker hate on Lemmy

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  • Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And making hands with extra fingers

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