Comment on Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
30 Crazy Ideas For Your Party
Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.
Sciaphobia@lemm.ee 1 day ago
What a terrible day to be literate.