Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage

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• dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  men, is it gay to suck milk through a hotdog hole?

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what’s in your mouth before you swallow.

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      omg 🥵

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    • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, just daft.

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No homo. 2% is the limit!

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      can’t wait for congress to ban whole milk because it has trans fats

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• Sciaphobia@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just strawdoggin’ it.

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• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is “smoked assorted meat leftovers”.

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  30 Crazy Ideas For Your Party

  Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.

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    • Sciaphobia@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What a terrible day to be literate.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Drill a couple more hole so you can play the meat flute.

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• Supervisor194@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  unsubscribe

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• trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I love sucking white liquids out of wieners

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Username checks out.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it

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• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now

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• affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar

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• Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?

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  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought it was Ukrainian?

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wiki says Cyprus.

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  • MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s one of them.

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok, ok, I’m fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.

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• ZeroTwo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out… Idiot.

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  • BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s a good premise for a ragebait video promoting “eco-friendly life hacks”.

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• LifeLemons@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I would rather watch howtobasic’s life hacks

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well that is in fact a crazy idea.

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• photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Perversion of nature

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