*fliiiinnnnnggg*.

Comments

• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always use a trebuchet to yeet babies.

  source

  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really depends on the weight of the baby. A trebuchet can yeet a 300kg baby 90m.

    source

    • cicadagen@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chonky baby

      source

      • -> View More Comments
  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This would be lighter to travel with, though. No counterweights.

    source

    • groet@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• wangleburt@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This doesn’t look safe. With rungs that far apart, a baby could get its head stuck between the bars.

  source

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think you’re supposed to line the basket. It’s just unsanitary otherwise.

    source
• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.

  source

  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    source
  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is a cat acceptable?

    source
• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Old and busted: catapult

  New hotness: yeet machine

  source
• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like juggling, so I’ll take two.

  source
• somedev@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ye olde Yoter

  source

  • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you know that in old English, Þ þ was a thorn, which was pronounced “th” like the word the. In Middle English, the shape of the thorn got, well, sloppy, because people are lazy as shit, and eventually took on the shape Y.

    Thus, when you see a sign in “old English” (actually Middle English at best) that says ye olde shoppe, you should read it boringly as “the old shop”.

    Off I go to ruin more days!

    source

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but what vowel set were they using in ye olde timesy shoppe? The Great Vowel Movement (previously known as the Great Vowel Shift) changed things.

      source

      • -> View More Comments
    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i still feel like there’s a difference between “the old shop” and “the olde shoppe”
      like it’s not a big difference, it’s like you’re just saying it with a strange dialect

      source
• FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtu.be/LB5Wlv_AHpg

  source
• unphazed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lemmy feeling a bit too local now…

  source