This doesn’t look safe. With rungs that far apart, a baby could get its head stuck between the bars.
*fliiiinnnnnggg*.
Submitted 2 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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wangleburt@lemm.ee 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think you’re supposed to line the basket. It’s just unsanitary otherwise.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Is a cat acceptable?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Old and busted: catapult
New hotness: yeet machine
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
I like juggling, so I’ll take two.
somedev@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Ye olde Yoter
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Did you know that in old English, Þ þ was a thorn, which was pronounced “th” like the word the. In Middle English, the shape of the thorn got, well, sloppy, because people are lazy as shit, and eventually took on the shape Y.
Thus, when you see a sign in “old English” (actually Middle English at best) that says ye olde shoppe, you should read it boringly as “the old shop”.
Off I go to ruin more days!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah but what vowel set were they using in ye olde timesy shoppe? The Great Vowel Movement (previously known as the Great Vowel Shift) changed things.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
i still feel like there’s a difference between “the old shop” and “the olde shoppe”
like it’s not a big difference, it’s like you’re just saying it with a strange dialect
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 months ago
unphazed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lemmy feeling a bit too local now…
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I always use a trebuchet to yeet babies.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Really depends on the weight of the baby. A trebuchet can yeet a 300kg baby 90m.
cicadagen@ani.social 2 months ago
Chonky baby
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This would be lighter to travel with, though. No counterweights.
groet@feddit.org 2 months ago