This doesn’t look safe. With rungs that far apart, a baby could get its head stuck between the bars.
*fliiiinnnnnggg*.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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wangleburt@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think you’re supposed to line the basket. It’s just unsanitary otherwise.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Is a cat acceptable?
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Old and busted: catapult
New hotness: yeet machine
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
I like juggling, so I’ll take two.
somedev@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Ye olde Yoter
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Did you know that in old English, Þ þ was a thorn, which was pronounced “th” like the word the. In Middle English, the shape of the thorn got, well, sloppy, because people are lazy as shit, and eventually took on the shape Y.
Thus, when you see a sign in “old English” (actually Middle English at best) that says ye olde shoppe, you should read it boringly as “the old shop”.
Off I go to ruin more days!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah but what vowel set were they using in ye olde timesy shoppe? The Great Vowel Movement (previously known as the Great Vowel Shift) changed things.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
i still feel like there’s a difference between “the old shop” and “the olde shoppe”
like it’s not a big difference, it’s like you’re just saying it with a strange dialect
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
unphazed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lemmy feeling a bit too local now…
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I always use a trebuchet to yeet babies.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Really depends on the weight of the baby. A trebuchet can yeet a 300kg baby 90m.
cicadagen@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Chonky baby
ceenote@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This would be lighter to travel with, though. No counterweights.
groet@feddit.org 3 weeks ago