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• StThicket@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not the fart that kills, it’s the smell

  Fart = speed Smell = crash (or bang)

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But spelled smäll.

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    • StThicket@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      True, but the quote is actually from the Norwegian rally legend Petter Solberg, so technically correctly spelled.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fart means speed in Swedish. This is an ad for meth.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Love me some meth chair

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, yes, the speed chair

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is it affordable or is it one of those “price upon request” things?

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this along the same line as a poop spoon? Or is it just a fancy toilet?

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  • GuyFawkes@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poop spoon??? I’ve finally come to terms with the poop knife!!!

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    • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My bad, you’re right. I just don’t need one sooo…

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wait until you hear about the poop spork!

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m Swedish and I have no idea what was occupying the mind of whoever made this sign

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  • boreengreen@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like:
    R used to be a P,
    I was added,
    C was messed with.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it’s like an IKEA Gunde chair where if you fart while sitting on it, it amplifies the sound.

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