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saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it is extruded and harvested from your nipples

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I see no flaws in this plan

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You are also able to end all wars

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  • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s Cheez-Whiz

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re lactose intolerant

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• sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.

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• shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s all kraft singles

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• Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.

  The combined belief of billions of cows, grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them you will become more powerful, if you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.

  Either way, the dairy lobbies aren’t happy and assassin’s are after you.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Severe lactose intolerance.

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