What a fun guy!

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn’t mushroom for error.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  It sure is, Freddie

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I prefer the Freddie one because he looks more pleased about it.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuckin classic lmao

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. Golden Glove Dick! I’ve got a Golden Glove for a penis!”

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• Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s got a small mushroom between his mushroom legs

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Relative to leg girth, that thing is massive.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My sister used to say “skinny guys get all the cock,” which I have not yet seen disproven in 15+ years of sexual activity primarily with men (though I’m generally skeptical about things like that). She’s married now and has toned it down, so she hasn’t said it in a while, but her husband is skinny.

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Daniels had described Trump’s penis in more lurid terms than “unique” and “horrifying.”

  “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote in her memoir “Full Disclosure.”

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have a cousin with a dingdong like that. Super pale with a bright pink toadstool tip.

    Haha, when we were kids I caught him doing his thing a few times. He did this odd thing like he was starting a fire with a stick.

    So bizarre. Enjoy the mental image.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thought this was going to be from that mushroom sub I keep seeing occasionally in my all feed lately.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Awww hey there, little buddy

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Risky click

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    cute

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You know what they say about a man with big feet…

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Big mushroom cap warmers?

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• Lokoschade@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  youtu.be/TiXVBBxkJDI?t=1210

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