That guy is gonna be CEO one day.
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Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Toes@ani.social 8 months ago
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 months ago
This kid has already ruined at least three companies and left each one with a golden parachute by now
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 8 months ago
Sawdust is more costly than Microplastics.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You don’t wanna know what he cut his lemonade stand recipe with
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
People forget that cutting food with sawdust was an actual problem once upon a time. It’s one of the reasons the FDA exists.
Oh, they still do it, but they can’t use as much and they have to put it on the label.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
It is still made in strawberry flavored yogurts, this strawberry flavor is a sawdust distillate. That is, 100% sawdust can be used in food as a substitute ingredient. It can be labeled still as natural ingredient, because wood is.
teamevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
YouTube RedNile and he’ll turn turpentine into cherry soda
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Skeletor runs away
Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What codename do they use on the label? I imagine it doesn’t just say “sawdust”… tree flour?
BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cellulose Powder
I’m serious read the ingredients for kraft parmesan cheese
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Typically it says “cellulose”.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lumber costs more than rice or corn these days.
buycurious@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
100% sawdust goes from rice crispy treat to biscostti.
Technus@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Did this video leave anyone else really wanting to try something made with wood flour?
UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
hes the future head of production id say
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
All the right qualities for corporate. Quality products demand excellence.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Did your keyboard run out of everything but lowercase letters and space?
UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
yup, they wear out after a while. great guessing game, here is a cookie! 🍪
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
IIRC the original image was from a Mormon “science” fair and the sign was something about proving the existence of God.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Man, ever since I started eating those rice crispy treats my poops have been solid and super comfy WAIT A MINUTE”
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Business school of enshitification
CareHare@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Is that… Linus?
Muscar@discuss.online 8 months ago
Linus who?
Johanno@feddit.de 8 months ago
Sebastian Not Torvalds
Default_Defect@midwest.social 8 months ago
Do you have face blindness?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Test subject: mi little brother
cm0002@lemmy.world 8 months ago
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Future head of DARPA
NewDark@hexbear.net 8 months ago
William osman did the meme youtu.be/AKDal51f5LU?si=40RyLXVjgkujCIGR
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 months ago
How much can you compress an image before people can't tell what it is?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
more.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Depends on the image.
blender2142@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
MOAR JPEG
I think that bot is the only thing I miss about Reddit
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Heckin meta