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• 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Btw never do that. You’re supposed to put vinegar on it, that way the jellyfish tastes way better.

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jellyfish isn’t exactly a delight to eat anyway. Barely has any flavor at all and feels like you’re eating partially dissolved leather.

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You need to marinade it, so you need some chilli as well.

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    • quindraco@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’ve been eating bad jellyfish. It should have the texture of crunchy spaghetti.

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    • drasglaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve seen Asian supermarkets selling jellyfish, I guess it was marinated in some way. Never got to try it though.

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  FTR, don’t pee on a Jellyfish sting, you’re basically dumping sewer water onto an open wound by doing that

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  • fidodo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m convinced the only reason this myth exists is because writers with a pee fetish were trying to come up with a way to shoe horn it into a story.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fresh urine is supposed to be sterile, unless you got a serious problem, anyways.

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    • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a myth.

      From wikipedia:

      Bacteria and pathogens

      Urine is not sterile, not even in the bladder.[21][22] In the urethra, epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram-negative rod and cocci bacteria.[23] One study conducted in Nigeria isolated a total of 77 distinct bacterial strains from 100 healthy children (ages 5–11) as well as 39 strains from 33 cow urine samples, a considerable amount being pathogens.[24]

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel like this misconception is because of the survival tactic of drinking piss over sea water. It’s not sterile, just more edible than sea water.

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• BurnedDonut@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So this is why it wasn’t working. People were doing it wrong. You supposed to piss on the jelly.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I saw Piss On the Jelly when they toured with Gwar in '93. Good times.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Surprised Gwar was still touring in 93. Did they put spikes with armor on their walkers?

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So, now you need our upright urination and directable excretion skills.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You need to meet the right girl.

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• Flumpkin@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mayo Clinic Minute: What to do if stung by a jellyfish?

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  • sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently don’t pee on it. Today I learned.

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    • Flumpkin@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now the meme needs a new title: “Dave! I’ve been stung by a Jellyfish! Quick, get the credit card!” goes on to buy another burger

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some websites say not to scrape, but to use tweezers. Also to have a small bottle of vinegar on you while at the beach.

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    • Flumpkin@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can you see the stingers with the naked eye to pull them out? I thought they were microscopic.

      I wonder if something like a vacuum would work.

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• TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t put my dick so close to that.

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