Am I still in time to jump on the Taylor Swift train... *ahem*... plane?

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• PinkOwls@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not a dog, that’s a viper… which makes this a snake under a plane.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sick and tired of those tbh…

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    • AtmaJnana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I first watched that movie while on a motherfucking plane.

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  • XTornado@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But… It’s under…so it must be an underdog.

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• kriz@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Always time for another swift meme. And if you are late just hop in the dry to catch up!

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would normally be afraid to enjoy Taylor Swift’s Jet™ memes out of fear of being accused of misogyny, but my Swiftie relatives have already accused me of that simply because I don’t like her music. So bring 'em on!

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• reddithalation@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that plane is cooler than taylor swifts plane though

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    **Boeing KC-135 Stratotanker: **

    • supported by massive powerful fans (jets)
    • needs an entire staff to operate effectively
    • mostly liquid by volume
    • flies everywhere
    • I’ve been inside one

    **Taylor Swift: ** supported by massive powerful fans (swifties)

    • needs an entire staff to operate effectively
    • mostly liquid by volume
    • flies everywhere
    • I’ve never been inside Taylor Swift. :-(

    Yup. The Stratotanker is cooler.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Quality list, for real

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Quality shitpost, bravo!

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He got JP-5 all over her new shoes

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  • samsepi0l@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s Jet-A to you!

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I assume her dog’s plane has a smaller plane to follow it around to pick up plane poop.

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  • SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PoopDrone™

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  • Bronco1676@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No this is america, you see the missiles that are mounted to the dogs plane? The poop just gets shot to the moon.

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    • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The poop gets shot to Syria

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• JustUseMint@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like to imagine the jet that’s refueling is making the potion drinking noise from Minecraft

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Rhv4KOZ7k

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  • mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Noooooooooo where are they taking the lil guy

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  US as fuck

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• mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  wait till all of you realize these memes were started to punish Taylor Swift for the crime of encouraging the youth to vote.

  But you keep perpetuating it just like the hard right trolls want you to do.

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