Fluffy 🤤

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Statistics suggest there have been over 180 fatal bear attacks in North America since 1784.

  blog.batchgeo.com/bear-attack-statistics/

  What I’m saying is you have an excellent chance of petting the fluffy puppy and making it out alive. Definitely pet the fluffy puppy.

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    xkcd.com/795/

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t sass me, boy.

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  • CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    wow, I’m surprised how many fatal attacks there are from blacks. maybe it’s a “frequency x probability” thing where attacks happen so much more often, a lower chance of death still means an overall higher count.

    I mean, I’m not saying we should test this more, but I generally though the black bears mostly avoided you.

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    • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The blacks are generally known to be more aggressive.

      Grizzlies are territorial but not really interested in people as food so the common advice is to play dead. They just don’t want you around.

      Black bears will generally try to avoid people, but if they are hungry, they will absolutely attack a human. They will also attack if you accidentally sneak up on one; an important thing to know when hiking.

      The general saying is “If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, goodnight.”

      You don’t fuck with Polar bears.

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    • vox@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      what kind of bear racism is this >!!<

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t most bears generally avoid humans? I’m guessing most of these attacks were self-defense or getting between her mother and her cubs.

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  • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    youtu.be/UBbbfOjCuBU

    youtu.be/8FhGOV7fs64

    youtu.be/cLeyFFCkfRY

    Fluffy

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I only want to give a bear lots of belly scritches! Is that so wrong?

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• ItsAFake@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I heard that if you Boop them on the nose, they become your life long protector.

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well the bear is going to “pet” you

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• Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Apex Predator my ass

  Yes, I believe it will.

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• milkytoast@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  if not fren why fren shaped

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pfft… I’m an apex predator too. Why isn’t the bear afraid of me?

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  • hypertown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Some of them are, if you raise up your arms and scream really loud. Maybe not the one pictured though.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or if you fire your AR up into the air.

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• Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s the white ones you need to watch out for.

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can a pet dat daaawg?

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• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can I pet that dog?

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  • roon@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Strange. I guess this is the original but I’ve seen an edited version where a little girl was asking to pet a bear

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    • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought about posting that version (it was so fitting) but I wanted to make sure the original video got credit.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love this clip. My wife and I are always repeating it

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And that was the last we heard of that guy.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What the fuck is wrong with his feet?

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They look like normal bear peets to me?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damn that’s a sexy bear.

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